2 weeks, i think im in trouble

[siucsaluki11]

Well, today i quit smoking temporarily. Ive been smoking at a decent rate, somewhere around 3.5 grams daily on avg lately. I am going back to working for my dad, just found out its going to be in as soon as 2 weeks. I can stretch it a bit longer if need be. But i would like to get back to working for his office as fast as possible. They pay 2x/hr what im making at my current job, and ill actually get atleast 40 hrs a week vs the 15 im getting at my current job. He has been working for this company for 21 years now and i really dont wanna fail a drug test for his company. They reserve the right to do random tests (ive worked there before i know how they do things) but they never do it, unless youre showing up for your first day at the job site, and since i wont be on site, not an issue. I hear everyone talking about the synthetic urine, how do you heat it properly? Honestly, if there is a way i can actually pass it with my own urine, id rather do it that way. The tests test for THC, PCP, coke, meth, all the fun stuff, lol. Only thing i have to worry about is THC. According to my dad they do test for dilution. These tests are done right in front of you after you take them. There is a convenient care facility down the road from the office which is where they send you. You go into a room. You may close the door, you may not run the water, and the last few times the toilet wasnt died any color. Im a big guy, 6'5 roughly 280lbs. No matter what i eat i dont seem to gain weight though. And i do tend to eat alot of junk food. Any and all advice is greatly appreciated guys and gals.

Smoke one for me
SIU

[BtodaLew]

nah dude you'll be okay if you're not overweight. i passed mine after not smokin for like two weeks... maybe a little less. just drink loads of water (well, enough anyway) and eat healthy. don't put on any fat and burn more calories than you take in every day. and, again, drink plenty of water. eat blueberries or drink celestial seasonings blueberry tea. lol. i heard blueberries are cleansing... but yeah, do that and you should be fine. just don't worry!

[siucsaluki11]

Im a big guy, thats why im worried. Im not solid, but im not a fat ass. I played offensive line in football in HS, and lock (2nd row) in rugby. While yes i could stand to loose a few lbs, im not unhappy with my body the way it is. But i CANNOT fail this test, i would hate to embarrass my dad like that. If it were for any place besides his office, i really wouldnt care...but its for his office. I may try the synthetic route, they do not make you leave the door open, they didnt pat me down the other 3 times ive been there, and even if they do, i wear either 6" or 9" boots to work, so i can hide it there like i hid my smokes or chew in HS, lol. If anyone has any tips about the synthetic urine, please feel free to share.

[The Weed]

Some good read for you!I failed, I thought I did everything right

[Hogdady]

Originally Posted by siucsaluki11

I hear everyone talking about the synthetic urine, how do you heat it properly? Honestly, if there is a way i can actually pass it with my own urine, id rather do it that way.

So what is the aversion to synthetic urine? It comes with a heater and thermometer....foolproof...have used it many times....as long as the temp is between 90 and 100 degrees, your good



http://www.testclear.com/Powdered-Urine-Kit-P13C5.aspx

[siucsaluki11]

I actually went to their website before you guys suggested it, when i got there i had a chat window pop up and talked with an advisor from the site. Incredibly helpful guy, and that is the kit they directed me towards, well the link ended in P13C0 not P13C5, is there any difference between them? Now i just need to figure out the shipping as im still living at home, and im not so sure that would go over well when UPS shows up with a package for me and they think its my trophies from the sporting clays competition i was just in, but its synthetic urine.

[Hogdady]

Originally Posted by siucsaluki11

I actually went to their website before you guys suggested it, when i got there i had a chat window pop up and talked with an advisor from the site. Incredibly helpful guy, and that is the kit they directed me towards, well the link ended in P13C0 not P13C5, is there any difference between them? Now i just need to figure out the shipping as im still living at home, and im not so sure that would go over well when UPS shows up with a package for me and they think its my trophies from the sporting clays competition i was just in, but its synthetic urine.

I have used the P13C5 succesfully numerous times. Buy the digital thermometer with it. The package comes very discreetly packaged with a "Internet Technologies" shown as the sender.

[siucsaluki11]

Great, glad to hear, I spend a shitload of time on my computer and got friends who spend lots of time on theirs, so hopefully if it shows up when im at work and they arent, they wont open it or think anything.

[Weed420]

Just practice a little to keep the heat right. usually you just nuke it for 10 seconds and then store it in your crotch. It usually stays within temp for a couple hours.

[Strain Hunter]

My m8 had a urine sample request after passing the first stages of an interview with Shorts AeroParts, he would smoke around 5 grams a day and was freaking out cause he needed the job, plus its a company that manufacters aeroplane parts witch means tests are strict, he stoped smoking on the Thursday and swaped a joint for a small glass of cranberry juice and on wednesday {test day} done the test an passed , whatever method you choose to use good luck..

Peace

[Hogdady]

Originally Posted by Strain Hunter

My m8 had a urine sample request after passing the first stages of an interview with Shorts AeroParts, he would smoke around 5 grams a day and was freaking out cause he needed the job, plus its a company that manufacters aeroplane parts witch means tests are strict, he stoped smoking on the Thursday and swaped a joint for a small glass of cranberry juice and on wednesday {test day} done the test an passed , whatever method you choose to use good luck..

Peace

Very unreliable in my opinion.....

[Strain Hunter]

Lol i wouldnt try it either, but was just amazed his urine sample came up clean, no bullshit, there must be something in this irish cranberry juice...
Peace.

[Hogdady]

Originally Posted by Strain Hunter

Lol i wouldnt try it either, but was just amazed his urine sample came up clean, no bullshit, there must be something in this irish cranberry juice...
Peace.

I am tested constantly for my job. I need to know that I can go to the clinic on request. The synthetic urine is foolproof and ready to go in only a few minutes....though not as tasty as cranberry juice!

[Strain Hunter]

lol yup i suppose so

[boskito]

do exercise every day, drink a ton of water, and go to the sponsors website and buy yourself something