smokesumthng
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I have a drug test to take soon, im not sure if it will be oral or urine but what can i do to speed up the process of cleaning my system?
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Fisherman21
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Drinks lots of water and sweat I recommend using a sauna to sweat.
Nothing cleans your system of thc metabolites. They are the only drug that is not water soluble. Thc heads directly to your fat cells and stays there till you either burn them off or they die naturally in about a month depending on your metabolism rate.
Exercise and stay hydrated
Eat a high fiber diet with possibly adding some metamucil to help keep the bowels moving.
3 days before the test switch to a red meat high fat diet and quit exercising
Drink 36 ounces of gatorade the morning of the test
Pee 3 or 4 times before the test
When taking the test
Pee a little in the toilet first
Pee 2 ounces in the collection cup
Pee the rest in the toilet.
The reasons.
80% of your thc metabolites are removed through your stool. If the stool isn't evacuated the thc metabolites gets reabsorbed through your intestines and heads back to fat cells again. When you change to a red meat high fat diet it does 2 things. It raises your creatine levels to allow for more dillution so that you don't fail the test. The fat tells the body to start saving fat cells again for a few days so that the thc metabolites don't enter the kidneys and pass into the urine.
Midstream pee
The first and last of your pee is always the dirtiest. So use your midstream urine for the collection cup
Exercise and stay hydrated
Eat a high fiber diet with possibly adding some metamucil to help keep the bowels moving.
3 days before the test switch to a red meat high fat diet and quit exercising
Drink 36 ounces of gatorade the morning of the test
Pee 3 or 4 times before the test
When taking the test
Pee a little in the toilet first
Pee 2 ounces in the collection cup
Pee the rest in the toilet.
The reasons.
80% of your thc metabolites are removed through your stool. If the stool isn't evacuated the thc metabolites gets reabsorbed through your intestines and heads back to fat cells again. When you change to a red meat high fat diet it does 2 things. It raises your creatine levels to allow for more dillution so that you don't fail the test. The fat tells the body to start saving fat cells again for a few days so that the thc metabolites don't enter the kidneys and pass into the urine.
Midstream pee
The first and last of your pee is always the dirtiest. So use your midstream urine for the collection cup
gr8fulfor420
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Unfortunately MJ stays in our systems the longest. If your a light user you might have a chance with the dilution method. If its unsupervised you could sub with synthetic. A little more info on yourself (height, weight, & amount you smoke) might help us figure out your best option. There's no hard and fast rule of when your body will clean itself out - no calculation table. Good Luck, let us know how you make out. 
I myself am getting ready for taking piss tests and have been experimenting with intermittent fasting,exercising 45 min 5 days a week and using an eca stack to help lose fat since the metabolites hold on to your fat and having smoked about a gram a day of medical grade for years (5'7"/160lbs 14% body fat) am pissing clean with home tests in 14 days.
I just had a DT on 3-14-14 for a new job with 2 days notice. being a daily smoker I knew there would be no way I would pass SO on day 1 I drank a lot of water to try and flush some out and didn't smoke that day at all. then I went to the local head shop and bought the stuff you drink. and on the 2nd day i downed it 3hrs before the test , pissed 3 times took the test and passed no problem. Yes its pricey but it got me the job, a high paying job, so for me it was money well spent. on a side note this is the 8th DT ive had and always drink the stuff and have yet to fail any DT.
Unfortunately MJ stays in our systems the longest. If your a light user you might have a chance with the dilution method. If its unsupervised you could sub with synthetic. A little more info on yourself (height, weight, & amount you smoke) might help us figure out your best option. There's no hard and fast rule of when your body will clean itself out - no calculation table. Good Luck, let us know how you make out.
i"m 6'4, 218lbs. and a cigarillo a day. Haven't smoked in 2 weeks but showed positive on home drug test. Maybe I didn't do something right. Didn't know about redbull. Can you substitute redbull for b12 or do you take both?
What stuff?