Help Me Get Clean :)

[LungButter420]

Hey everyone,
I've got a test for a job position in 12 days and need to get clean. I haven't smoked for 4 days but before then I was hitting a few dabs a day so I'd definitely say I need an extremely strong detox. I'm about 190 pounds. I don't want a cover, i want to be clean to show myself that I can get clean and just so I'm not worried about going into the drug test.

From what I've read, I should be taking Niacin, drinking a lot of fluids (water and cranberry juice specifically), and trying to sweat as much as possible.


Does anyone have any detox recommendations that will guarantee I'm clean by the 20th? Money isn't an issue as this is the biggest job opportunity I've ever had. Please get back to me as soon as possible so I can start getting clean!

Thanks so much for your help in advance.

LungButter

 

[Weed420]

No such thing as detox for cannabis. Cannabis is not water soluble.
If you want to try and get clean naturally this is how you do it.
Nothing cleans your system of thc metabolites. They are the only drug that is not water soluble. Thc heads directly to your fat cells and stays there till you either burn them off or they die naturally in about a month depending on your metabolism rate.

Exercise and stay hydrated
Eat a high fiber diet with possibly adding some metamucil to help keep the bowels moving.
3 days before the test switch to a red meat high fat diet and quit exercising
Drink 36 ounces of gatorade the morning of the test
Pee 3 or 4 times before the test
When taking the test
Pee a little in the toilet first
Pee 2 ounces in the collection cup
Pee the rest in the toilet.

The reasons.
80% of your thc metabolites are removed through your stool. If the stool isn't evacuated the thc metabolites gets reabsorbed through your intestines and heads back to fat cells again. When you change to a red meat high fat diet it does 2 things. It raises your creatine levels to allow for more dillution so that you don't fail the test. The fat tells the body to start saving fat cells again for a few days so that the thc metabolites don't enter the kidneys and liver and pass into the urine.

Midstream pee
The first and last of your pee is always the dirtiest. So use your midstream urine for the collection cup

Probably won't do it though. My fisrt recommendation would be to sub with either synthetic urine or someone elses clean urine.

 

[PurpleGunRack]

I wouldn't trust any of these detox ''diets'' or any of the drugs or natural remedies available. Even if you check yourself by using a test and you come out clean, you might not come out clean on another type of test.
Soo get some clean pee somehow...

 

[LungButter420]

No such thing as detox for cannabis. Cannabis is not water soluble.
If you want to try and get clean naturally this is how you do it.
Nothing cleans your system of thc metabolites. They are the only drug that is not water soluble. Thc heads directly to your fat cells and stays there till you either burn them off or they die naturally in about a month depending on your metabolism rate.

Exercise and stay hydrated
Eat a high fiber diet with possibly adding some metamucil to help keep the bowels moving.
3 days before the test switch to a red meat high fat diet and quit exercising
Drink 36 ounces of gatorade the morning of the test
Pee 3 or 4 times before the test
When taking the test
Pee a little in the toilet first
Pee 2 ounces in the collection cup
Pee the rest in the toilet.

The reasons.
80% of your thc metabolites are removed through your stool. If the stool isn't evacuated the thc metabolites gets reabsorbed through your intestines and heads back to fat cells again. When you change to a red meat high fat diet it does 2 things. It raises your creatine levels to allow for more dillution so that you don't fail the test. The fat tells the body to start saving fat cells again for a few days so that the thc metabolites don't enter the kidneys and liver and pass into the urine.

Midstream pee
The first and last of your pee is always the dirtiest. So use your midstream urine for the collection cup

Probably won't do it though. My fisrt recommendation would be to sub with either synthetic urine or someone elses clean urine.

Well this isn't exactly what I wanted to hear but very informative! Thanks for the quick reply. I'll have to get some fake urine i suppose... Unfortunately i don't know exactly when the test will be but my first day is the 20th so I'm expecting it that day. It's quite unfortunate THC stays in your system so long but i could smoke crack (which i will never do) a week before and still be good...Pretty back asswards :/

 

[ejp630]

Get QF 6.1 directly from their site. It'll get to you in plent py of time before the 20th regardless of shipping option. I agree above that your only sure fire way of passing is to sub. Good luck.

 

[Weed420]

Detox kits can help for light smokers but usually they won't work for moderate or heavy smokers. You can try it but you'll want to buy some cheap thc test strips to test yourself at home to see if you can get clean naturally.

 

[LungButter420]

Get QF 6.1 directly from their site. It'll get to you in plent py of time before the 20th regardless of shipping option. I agree above that your only sure fire way of passing is to sub. Good luck.

gonna grab it from my local headshop as I love support local business Thanks for the input tho I'll post back with results! Peace