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    Hello folks, new poster here and I'm looking for advice and consolation, as my current job is at stake with a wife & three kids at home. I was informed yesterday that I was randomly selected for my employer's new random UA drug screening policy (I'm pissed b/c it wasn't in place when I was hired, but they made me sign an employee handbook 2 years after I was hired that had the new random drug test requirement). I never thought it would be me.

    The last possible date to take the UA is February 8th, and my last toke was the night of January 18th - Exactly 21 days.

    Personal stats - 40 yrs old, 5' 8, 160 lbs, have been smoking a quad a week for last 6 months. I'm not skinny like Iggy Pop, but am relatively thin and exercise regularly and have an average metabolism.

    If I do the exercise/dilution/creatin/vitamin b-2 do you think I have enough time to cleanse?
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    Re: How can i get thc out my system fast?

    It'll be close, a quad a week is quite a bit. However, I would buy a take home test to see if it's working for you or not. If worse comes to worse, buy some synthetic urine.
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    Much thanks, Getright. I just bought the 10 strip THC tests off Amazon, I'll let you know how it goes in 3 weeks.
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    Thanks for all the good info, and very recent updates. I'm a little worried as I've been a heavy user for about a decade (2-3 blunts of mids daily with the occasion day or 2 off). I stopped smoking on new years 2011, and my home test kit still comes up as positive (as of day 26 being smoke free). I weigh 135 (even lost a few pounds since i dont have the munchies every night, which for my body type is almost ridiculous), 6 feet tall, exercise once in a while (I travel for work so its just not possible to exercise everyday), and I've been drinking wheatgrass for about 2 months (not for passing a drug test, but for health purposes-its also supposed to help with liver detox though). any suggestions to speed this process up? I eat very healthy- couple cups of coffee per day with wheatgrass and fresh homemade juice for lunch(mostly fruits with the occasional veggie mixed in), and dinner is usually healthy and not too fatty. I hoped after a month (well, 4 weeks as i type this) that I'd be clear, but I'm getting worried and likely have a pee test in the next couple of weeks.
    This past summer, I stopped smoking for 7 days, drank detox tea during those days, and drank the Ultrakleen detox drink the day of the test (oddly enough, I did the same exact method 5 years ago and passed, but failed last year-maybe drug testing has advanced, but i literally did the same thing both times with different results). I was really surprised that i failed the test (and they waited 8 freaking days to call and tell me this). Anyways, I can't have that happen again and need some reassurance. Any advice is appreciated. Thanks everyone!
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    gentlemen, longtime smoker, class of of 59. ok not really but iv been a longtime smoker, going on 15 years. every job iv held has needed a piss test. my method was gnc cranberry herbal detox clense. it always worked, ten i joined the military and i failed one test this way, i stepped up my game and found that what was needed was heavy detox, alot of working out, most higher end detoxes work if you take them correctly, niacin is a big help, i took 500mg a day and i was fine, my im 5'9 feet tall, 185 lbs. this worked for me, as they say everyones different. but iv been in for almost 6 years now and my meps test(military entry program station) is the only one iv failed. you have no idea how much it sucked to explain to them after i told them i never used drugs and i failed the piss test. i had to wait 12 months to go back to pass and get a waiver for failing a piss test cause i was at a party were jimmy was passing around the doobie and i was right there, second hand smoke, i thought it was pipe tobacco, the whole 9 yards lol. but just thought i would give some fuel for thaught
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    Re: How can i get thc out my system fast?

    Quote Originally Posted by indica-lvr View Post
    Hello folks, new poster here and I'm looking for advice and consolation, as my current job is at stake with a wife & three kids at home. I was informed yesterday that I was randomly selected for my employer's new random UA drug screening policy (I'm pissed b/c it wasn't in place when I was hired, but they made me sign an employee handbook 2 years after I was hired that had the new random drug test requirement). I never thought it would be me.

    The last possible date to take the UA is February 8th, and my last toke was the night of January 18th - Exactly 21 days.

    Personal stats - 40 yrs old, 5' 8, 160 lbs, have been smoking a quad a week for last 6 months. I'm not skinny like Iggy Pop, but am relatively thin and exercise regularly and have an average metabolism.

    If I do the exercise/dilution/creatin/vitamin b-2 do you think I have enough time to cleanse?
    You sound like a "medium-heavy" smoker but I believe that depends on how much you consume 4 X's a wk.
    I'm researching this issue myself, for personal reference material. One thing I found was, usage is an important question.

    So far, my search has pointed to this advice:

    a. Go to all of the detox sites recommended by this site, and select the "same day" or "3 - 4 day" etc., whatever product that suits your needs (read the info).
    b. Choose mailing method as needed.
    c. Follow directions carefully.

    Then either continue detoxing naturally, or keep something on hand.

    (also, if you have a male child, ingenuity >condom<, and can with clear conscience, use his urine...but must be/stay warm & recent)

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    Hey all.....new poster here!!!! Got a few ???'s for ya...I was just sent an e-mail over informing me of my pre employment Physical I will have to complete in a week from today(today being 02/01/2012) for a new job I will be starting within the next two weeks. it mentions that they will be taking labwork(non fasting) among a complete medical history questionnaire. Does this specifically mean they will be looking for any recreational drugs or could it just mean they are searching for diseases or pre - existing conditions? Also, I am normally an avid toker(at least once a day if not more I can go through a 1/2 ounce in about a week or two)...but in the past few weeks I have slowed down considerably due to lack of finances but happened to indulge in some this past Friday(4 days ago). I am 5'7 and about 250 lbs. and used to be physically active and lost alot of weight until recently(within the past 6 months due to depression, loss of job and other crappy circumstances) I try to eat healthy but I do fall prey to the carbs and sugar every so often and i drink at least a pot of coffee a day!!!! Is it possible for me to rid my system of the THC before tuesday 02/07/2012?? Will I have to give up coffee during this quick detox session??? If so what is the most efficient way?? I have used GHF and it has always worked for me but am looking for any extra alternatives. And how is this for bad luck...I just bought a 1/2 ounce today....about a half hour before I got the email informing me of the labwork situation:( So now I have this beautiful greenage but am afraid to give in and if you knew me well enough it is well deserved but I cant afford to not get this job right now:( I appreciate any form of help or opinion!!!
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    Hello all! I just recently found out that I am going to have to take a random drug test at work. I don't smoke very often I've smoke some this past month may be a total of 10 hits altogether. It's been two days since I smoked and even then it was two shallow hits from a small pipe. I'm really worried about getting tested. It may be by saliva or by UA. They haven't said. I'm heavier set but Deffinantly not massive. Prior to these past few weeks I hadn't smoked in at least 2 months. How long do you guys think untill I'll be safe? Again, cumulatively, I've smoked maybe a gram total and a half of a small kush cookie, again, in about a months time. Any help would be great. Kinda didn't know where else to turn.

    Thanks in advance.

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    I currently serve in a reserve branch of the military... I am tested just about every month and I enjoy pulling on a blunt or smoking a bowl here and there. I would say I smoke about 3 to 4 times a week. Its been five years and I have never failed a piss test on the civilian side or military side. Here is my remedy.

    1. Definitly try to stop smoking 7 days out from your test. I know it sucks but after day three its not bad. In fact its nice to poke your head out of the clouds for a moment.

    2. I take a shot glass and do 3 to four shots of white vinegar a day for the week. vinegar costs about a buck. I chase it with cranberry juice. I would recomend drinking about a gallon over the week. Cranberry juice by the gallon is about five dollars.

    3. Drink a half gallon of water a day on top of your normal fluid intake for that whole week. The more the better.

    Any one who sais vinegar, cranberry juice and water will not work is not being 100 percent honest. If you are a fat body or smoke ridiculous amounts then you may want to take some extra precautions like niacin and golden seal. Depending on which tools you use the cleansing process can range from 6 dollars to about 15 dollars. Working out is also a good idea as sweat is best for getting rid of THC. If i have to emphasize any part of these directions it would be the week without smoking. Anyway until they legalize it this is what we have to do. there are great system cleansers out there but they can be expensive. Smoke well my friends.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SmokeWeed View Post
    The day of the test drink about a gallon of water about an hour before you got to pee for test. When you go to pee into the cup DON'T capture the first of the flow......let it ride for 5-10 seconds and then fill 'er up.......:smokin3:
    Yes this will work, diluting anything in ur system into nothing virtually. But by doing this they will know you have drunk shit loads of water just b4 the test and there's only one real reason to do that. . .So while they can't prove anything, they definitely know !!!

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    HELLO! new poster/user here that could really use some knowledgeable info. i had to take a urine test today for immigration (im canadian, cant get into the US currently) it was a big medical office so i assume it will be an extensive or high end analysis.
    i am 24, weigh 140 pounds, 6'1. very fast metabolism rate. i can eat whatever i want, i always stay skinny. i stopped smoking completely 3 months ago. about a month ago i took literally 1 puff off a spliff (drunk mistake) before i had stopped i was smoking everyday. maybe a gram a day of good weed. what are peoples thoughts on this? do you think i will pass the test? i cant say i have eating very healthy or exercised very much, atleast on a constant basis.

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    Petras - na, you should be ok from what I understand about it.

    I've heard of a way to not give a positive if you're in a jam . . . it's a tad dodgy, and ya gotta not over do it or the smell might give you away.

    Have a wee bit of bleach on a couple of finger tips and when you pee in the jar or whatever, just pass some of the urine stream across the bleached fingers. fucks up all the analysis shit side of things, but i think they know that its been sabotaged somehow. . but not till after it's tested, (and it's not definite that they will spring it anyway, so ya might get a pass !!).

    By then you'll have been drinking 20litres of water a day, spending god knows how much on "herbal" or "untraceable" urine cleaners, and have a real good reason why you had that bleach on ya fingers . . . and ya should be getting near clean again.

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    yo i got 8 days to get clean and im in idaho no head shops here i need somethin fast i can take and go

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    Hi... i need to get clean for a piss test that i am almost sure i will have to take soon.. about a week... first off thanks to everyone posting this wonderful information

    Im 5"11 or 5"10, 175 Ibs and the weight isnt muscle, mostly chub. i only started smoking about a month and a half ago but i smoke a joint 4 or 5 times a week. I stopped smoking 2 days ago and im wondering how long it will take to get clean if i drink alot of cranberry juice, water, herbal tea, red bull and run everyday (on top of boxing training twice a week)


    Help would be very much appreciated as its incredibly important i pass this test which totally sucks balls

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    Re: How can i get thc out my system fast?

    Quote Originally Posted by hatepisstests View Post

    . . . i only started smoking about a month and a half ago but i smoke a joint 4 or 5 times a week. I stopped smoking 2 days ago

    Even though you r carrying abita chubb and THC IS fat soluble, you haven't been smoking for that long - like what have ya been doing for the rest of your adult life ?? - that means there wont be a hell-of-a-lot stored in fatty tissue. Whatever you do, DO NOT SMOKE 'TIL YOU'VE DONE THE TEST!!! Most important!!!

    Keep on with the exercise / sweating, keep lots of water going through your system, and with a bita luck you should be OK . . Hey, I'm not a doctor, or a lab tech doing piss tests, but I'd be thinking you'll be OK. It's when they wanta test your hair that you are gunna be screwed, but that don't apply this time thankfully.

    Good luck and post how you went when you get the result.

    IF, it comes back positive, hit the roof . . . demand a retest (there'll have been more time go by for more to cleanse from your system.) Deny ever taking drugs, impine the veracity of the test and / or the lab. Mixed up samples are NOT uncommon. I have had piss tests come back showing barbituates and I have NEVER taken them, even under perscription, AND ANOTHER ONE WITH METH IN IT . . . ditto as to never having used it.

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