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    How can i get thc out my system fast?

    good looking out
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    Smoke the joint, wait 3 weeks, that should do it. If you're clean now and you don't smoke again between now and then, 3 weeks should be more than plenty of time for it to get out of your system. If you're really worried about it, just drink some water before you go in and dilute it a little bit, but I've definatly gotten high and passed a test a week later.

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    The day of the test drink about a gallon of water about an hour before you got to pee for test. When you go to pee into the cup DON'T capture the first of the flow......let it ride for 5-10 seconds and then fill 'er up.......:smokin3:
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    Large amounts of green tea, raw cranberry juice (no sugar), high amounts of caffeine, like in Monster Energy drinks that cause you to urinate and sweat a lot. Agents that do this are called diuretics. Salt, and anything sodium based is the opposite of a diuretic. Cut all salt out of your diet and just fast on caffeine and cranberry juice for three days. It should get the lot of it out... There's another way though, which I personally don't advocate --liquid niacin. At headshops and online, they sell a liquid niacin drink that's about 1000 times your normal daily requirement of niacin. It is strong diuretic and will cleanse the system but it is VERY, VERY hard on the body. It is not good for you at all and it has not been tested by the FDA. Do it if you must to keep out of a cell, but it should never be a regular practice. Look to herbs and other substances like caffeine for a similar effect that's a lot less harmful to your liver and kidneys.

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    Re: How can i get thc out my system fast?

    no need, just ductape a bottle of clean piss to the inside of ur leg and pour it in the container when done!

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    then thats fucked up

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    Re: How can i get thc out my system fast?

    well its contreversial to everyone how to pass a dam UA, heres some things i heard:

    1. drink vinegar (couple shots every day) gross as fuak but if thats what it takes, thats what it takes.

    2. wizinator!! helped 3 of ma homies, u can buy them at certain head shops. (they look like dicks but inside it has nutrients that relates to urine, basically fake dick with fake piss inside it) I've got a funny story about it though, one of my friends ordered one but recieved a black penis, he was fuaked,
    3. work out as much as u can

    4. drink a TON of water, and thus piss ur brains out

    hope this helps
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    ya those wizanators are so relistic, my buddy got one and showed me it, he was on a year of probation and never failed a drug test lmao

    wat will they think of next?

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    yeah im telling everyone whos on tests get a dam strap on!!!!!!

    wow that totally sounded gay...sry

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    ya cuz its not a strap on its a whiz a nator

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    Re: How can i get thc out my system fast?

    Get a complete blood and tissue transplant done

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    Re: How can i get thc out my system fast?

    lmfao well if the cops are infact desperate then they can test ur hair so..there is no way to change that except shave ur hair

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    Re: How can i get thc out my system fast?

    Quote Originally Posted by t0k3r420
    lmfao well if the cops are infact desperate then they can test ur hair so..there is no way to change that except shave ur hair
    I think I read somewhere that they can do the same with a fingernail sample if you dont have any hair. Im not sure if this is correct, I need verification.

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    Re: How can i get thc out my system fast?

    Quote Originally Posted by t0k3r420
    lmfao well if the cops are infact desperate then they can test ur hair so..there is no way to change that except shave ur hair
    Yea, but then they will just take a nosehair or an earhair..

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    Re: How can i get thc out my system fast?

    Read this. I think it will help. Most detailed explanation of drug testing I've ever seen.

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