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    Re: Certo to help pass test?

    Quote Originally Posted by POTHEAD520 View Post
    ALRIGHT HERE IT GOES..
    IM A MEANO POTHEAD, I SMOKE ABOUT 5 BLUNTS A DAY WITH MY BROTHERS. I HAVE A DRUG TEST IN LIKE A HOUR OR 2, I DOWNED 2 PACKETS OF CERTO, HEARD IT WORKS SO IM GIVING IT A TRY...HOPFULLY IT WORKS.

    Aye Did It Work?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bucktoothal View Post
    Hello everyone

    A good friend of mind told me that he has been using "Certo" to pass his random
    drug test. I was wanting to know if anybody has tried this stuff. And if it does work or not.


    I tried it. Took two packs with Gatorade...did everything I was supposed to do. It was sent to the lab and tested positive. The job offer was retracted. Certo does NOT work if being sent to the lab.

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    Certo only works if you give it time. It only helps you to get clean if you give it a couple weeks. It does this by keeping your bowels moving. 80% of thc metabolites are released through your stool. And if allowed to stay in your colon it can be reabsorbed, making getting clean difficult, This is why high fiber diet helps the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by letstalkdrty View Post
    yall check this out...im a real 100% 420 smoker 4/life everyday allday....i did five years felony probation pissed every month clean using certo...trust me mix one pack certo to one gallon cranberry juice... drink whole thing.. piss twice.. then go take your piss test and smile when you turn it in...420tx
    This mehod sounded really crazy to me, but i was willing to try anything! After spending tons of money on those so called "detox" drinks i began looking for other options. So, i went out to walmart picked up some gatorade and certo along with a test kit. I mixed one pack of certo to one 32 oz gatorade. I drank the certo/gatorade mix then filled the empty bottle with water and drank that as well. I also drank a small can of red bull about an hr and a half later. I pissed 3 times before using my at home test. The specimen i used was taken from the midstream pee....not from the beginning. I passed! I mean actually passed! I couldnt believe this method works, but it does! I'm not sure how long this method will last for one to pass, i am going to test again in the morning to get a better idea about it. Thanks to all who have posted about certo!!

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    yes, it does work i have used this many times, but i was told from people it doesn't, when i ask them.....sure enough they NEVER do it right. you have to take 3 hours before best..... put entire box (both packets of gel) in a SMALL drink to make it easy to down the whole thing at once (i recommend a kids sized drink at mcdonalds with the orange drink.....not orange juice . then directly after drink 1 12oz. bottle then pee and repeat. After ur 3rd bottle of water ur going to want to pee RIGHT AWAY hold it until you take ur drug test it will be really watery looking and clear it's ok the lab test doesn't show up dirty either with any contaminants or thc great cheap way to pass drug test i did while on felony juvinile probation multiple times so i know it works great







    Quote Originally Posted by bucktoothal View Post
    Hello everyone

    A good friend of mind told me that he has been using "Certo" to pass his random
    drug test. I was wanting to know if anybody has tried this stuff. And if it does work or not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by globesarebest View Post
    yes, it does work i have used this many times, but i was told from people it doesn't, when i ask them.....sure enough they NEVER do it right. you have to take 3 hours before best..... put entire box (both packets of gel) in a SMALL drink to make it easy to down the whole thing at once (i recommend a kids sized drink at mcdonalds with the orange drink.....not orange juice . then directly after drink 1 12oz. bottle then pee and repeat. After ur 3rd bottle of water ur going to want to pee RIGHT AWAY hold it until you take ur drug test it will be really watery looking and clear it's ok the lab test doesn't show up dirty either with any contaminants or thc great cheap way to pass drug test i did while on felony juvinile probation multiple times so i know it works great
    Just found out I have a drug test tomorrow. I'm gonna give this a shot since I just smoked last night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by drktwr View Post
    It definately works IF you follow directions. I have passed 3 tests thanks to Certo. The night before the test down 1 packet Certo and drink nothing or eat nothing. In the morning down another packet. Then drink from 1/2 -1 gallon of water. Pee a couple of times until clear, then try to hold it until the test. I am assuming the pee test is in the morning as most are. If not adjust accordingly. DO NOT eat until after the test. Follow these directions and you should be good.

    P.S. Don't try to eat another packet or drink more water to be on the safe side-it doesn't help and will only cause you more discomfort, yeah, it can be uncomfortable. Good Luck.
    does it have to be water what about gatorade

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    Re: Certo to help pass test?

    did it work ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BluntPatrol View Post
    Yo guys I did y'all a favor .. I bought two drug test from Walmart and I pissed in the first one and failed .. I smoked 2 bowls and before I pissed in the second one I mixed 1 packet of certo with Gatorade with b12 vitamins and then drank 64 ounces of water .. Pissed 3 times then took the test and passed ... This shit works .. It's not the dilution cuz I had plenty of water throuout the week before the first test !! Please don't misinform niggaz about how this shit is a myth !! There's nothing wrong with smoking weed and I don't feel its right for people to lose there jobs over it so I hooked y'all up!! Take this method 2 hours before test and come back with a smile .. Don't use detox drinks !! You will shit yo mufuckin pants and it doesn't work like certo .. And the certo only hides the thc for 4 hours . It's worked for me 10 times.. I work at a factory and get tested ever 3 months .. I have 3 kids and a loving wife !! I can't afford to lose my job and beat her can you !! Fuck quitting toke that shit till the day of!!!! Good luck friends don't let people tell you this is false ..

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    I think that every stoner who have been smoking for a good while will end up to having a drug test, and the only thing that goes trough a true stoner's mind is '' how can i cheat?'' Well, after expiriencing different things i have come ta a conclusion that there is not any 100% safe way to pass a drug test, w/o of course stop smoking. But lets take the matter in hand.. I got called in for a peetest on a tuesday afternoon and was not clean, at all. I have heard many things about zalo, niacin, detox and more shit.. Those things will not work, it will only hurt your inside.. Certo does work for a short amount of time IF done correctly. It will make you clean for 3-4 hours..

    I downed a packet of certo with 1L yellow powerade 12 hours before my test, and didn't eat or drink shit.. i just went to sleep. Then i downed another packet of certo with another 1L of powerade. After that, i immediately started drinking loads of fluids, with a combination of water, orange juice, and some energydrinks. I have consumed about 1 gallon of fluids before the test. This made me a couple of times before the test, like 2-3 times untill it was clear. Afterwards i went to the station, did the midstream method and passed!

    Follow these instructions and you should be good! Smoke up, fellas! Legalize it, keep on smoking!

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    I have in the past in 1995 I didn't smoke that much but did smoke 2 days prior to testing. I bought a Gatorade and mixed in the certo packet shake real good and drink up. Try to pee at least 4 times before taking test and use midstream urin. Good luck and hope you pass. In know its hard to stop smoking

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    It does work. Believe it or not I have also passed a drug test by eating metamucil fiber wafers 2 days before test and also day of test. I'm not sure but I think the metamucil absorbs all of the THC because I passed the test. U will have to poop a lot but that's how u get rid of THC.....

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    Everyone is different, all circumstances are ultimately unknown, and not all, but MOST people who I have read about that have used the method below stated they "passed" their piss tests.

    I am a 45 year old male, 5'10" about 200lbs. A couple months ago I started a light, every other day exercise routine consisting of 3 rounds of 10 push ups, and in between each round jogging in place for a few minutes and doing 20 leg ups. Its been a long time since I have exercised so I am taking it slow.

    I have smoked pot - maybe four (4) to six (6) hits per day - for many years. I got notice of a new job just this past Tuesday morning. I didn't smoke that whole day. I woke up Wednesday morning, didn't smoke, didn't eat, and used Certo in the known method below prior to pissing for the test just before 4:00pm. I just got notice I "passed". The test was done in a lab.

    I don't know for sure if the Certo in itself works, or if any one part of this works for that matter. I actually believe its mostly the exercise and liquids that contribute the most to a successful "pass". Employer discretion may also have something to do with it. But after LOTS of research I have not convinced myself any of this works by itself or in any combination. The only way I would convince myself 99.99% for sure is if I did each of these things individually and in every combination possible. I will never believe anything in this world 100%. Fuck all that. I am sharing this experience because what I do know is I "passed" the piss test and am starting this new job Monday.

    When I have to do this again, the one thing I am DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO DO is the four (4) bottles of water. I will change that to MAYBE only one (1) bottle of water or none at all after each bottle of Gatorade/Certo. After the first round of Gatorade/Certo/water, initial symptoms of water poisoning came on quickly. I never puked, but I felt like it all day. I got a headache first, then quickly became nauseous and spacey, and felt like complete shit until just about an hour ago today. Today I am celebrating way more for not being in the hospital or dead, as opposed to getting the job.

    4:30am: Woke up and had to piss (unintentional)
    8:00am: Woke up, had to piss again, had nothing to eat or drink, just sat around and cleaned up a bit
    9:00am: Ran in place for 20 minutes
    10:00am: Took four (4) regular Bayer aspirin (325mg each)
    10:00am to 10:15am: Drank one (1) 32oz. bottle of Gatorade mixed with one (1) pkg. of Certo
    10:15am to 11:00am: Drank four (4) regular pints of bottled water *Drink only one (1) or maybe none at all!!!!
    11:00am to 11:15am: Drank one (1) 32oz. bottle of Gatorade mixed with one (1) pkg. of Certo
    11:15am to 12:00pm: Drank four (4) regular pints of bottled water *Drink only one (1) or maybe none at all!!!!
    12:00pm - Took all my daily vitamins, but made sure to add one (1) crushed, time-released B100 Complex vitamin (overkill, all you need is one (1) B12 or B2 to color your piss).

    I didn't leave for the test until about 2:00pm because it took that long for me to piss three times since starting the Gatorade/Certo process at 10:00am. I drank two cups of coffee between 1:00-2:00 because I was getting nervous about not having pissed three times yet. I ended up getting there (safely!) and finally! pissed just before 4:00pm. I caught the piss mid-stream. It was a good light yellow color.

    Just found out an hour ago I passed.

    PLEASE BE CAREFUL AND DO NOT DRINK TOO MUCH WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    I smoked a lot, up until last Wednesday; I have a job interview on Tuesday, and I hear that the company drug tests within 48hrs, at a time of your choosing.

    I am taking niacin, drinking lots of water and taking laxatives. I will do the Certo method, too.

    I am going to drink one pack(mixed with Gatorade) 12hrs before the test, and the other pack 2hrs before the test, drink water and take some B-Complex vitamins, and give a "mid-stream" sample. I have heard people online swear by that method.

    But my only concern is, the fact I have an interview I have to be professional for before the test, and am worried about the Certo etc. giving me cramps and making me have to take a dump so bad that I bomb the interview and act awkward from the discomfort.

    I am also gonna be pretty upset if I drink the Certo and the test is not even that day. It sucks, but better to be safe then sorry. If the test is at a later date, I will do the Certo Method again.

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    Okay. So I am convinced that certo actually works. Here's the thing, I can't find it in any supermarket I've been to but what I did find was "Pomona's universal Pectin" is it the same and will it work? It does not contain any sugar or preservatives. According to the label "Pomona's is pure citrus pectin with no dextrose or preservatives. Its elling power is activated by calcium (included), not by sugar content". Did I waste my money or will this work as well?

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