FAQ: How to Pass a Drug Test

[CookieMan]

Dro, do you have a lot of body fat? As stated before the only sure fire way is to use clean piss and subsititute it.

[Boss]

Water daily before a test but not the morning of worked for my bud numerous times.

[shwag inA bag]

i smoked 5 days b4 a piss test once and i passed it by drinking a decent amount of cranberry juice two days prior. no pounding water or exercise.

[BudSmoker]

i got a drug test coming up.. i havent been smoking marijuana in prolly 3 weeks.. But, ive been smoking HASH for like a week.. Does hash show up on the drug test or does marijuana or what?


Is hash tested like marijuana ?? does it show on the test that i took hash instead of weed or what? First test! so help me with ur thoughts!


thanks.

[Boss]

Start detox, THC is THC dude.

[ontheroad]

The effects of 8 different urine-additives (table salt,
Visine, handsoap, Drano, bleach, vinegar, goldenseal tea, and lemon juice)
on the outcome of various drug tests. Every effective additive except
Visine leaves an easily detected telltale sign: Drano, bleach and vinegar
change the specimen's pH outside the normal range; goldenseal tea causes
the specimen to turn brown; soap causes the specimen to become cloudy; and
table salt forces the sample's relative density out of the normal range.
Lemon juice did not affect the tests. The abstract notes: "Visine was the
only adulterant not detected." [2] says that Visine does slightly reduce
the urine sample's abaility to foam.

Visine caused false negatives (EMIT d.a.u. assays) in the tests for
benzodiazepines and marijuana, but did not change the test results for
amphetamines, barbituates, *******, or opiates. 125 mL / L was the amount
of Visine used per amount of urine specimen with 122 ug / L of
9-carboxy-THC in the sample.

[2] focuses on the use of Visine to prevent pot metabolite detection. Here
is a table summarizing the effectiveness of varying concentrations of
Visine:

Visine concentration (mL / L) : 0 10 20 50 100 200 300
Apparent 9-carboxy-THC concentration (ug / L) : 100 52 43 47 35 85 87

(Note the positive test cutoff value is 50 ug / L 9-carboxy-THC).

The interesting thing to observe is the effectiveness of Visine as THC
metabolite masker decreases as its concentration goes up past a certain
point. The same pattern occured with the TDx and Abuscreen assays (the TDx
assay generated false negatives, but the Abuscreen assay's apparent
metabolite value fell only to 52 ug / L). The lesson to be learned is the
optimum amount of Visine to use is around 100 mL / L.

The ingredients of Visine responsible for the blocking of the THC test are
given as benzalkonium chloride (a preservative) and the borate buffer. The
mechanisms of the borate buffer were not discussed, but "reduced
availability of 9-carboxy-THC in urine samples adulterated with Visine is
due in part to uptake of 9-carboxy-THC into benzalkonium chloride micelles."

To use this information to your advantage, figure that the standard urine
specimen is 60 mL. At 100 mL / L Visine recommended, this means 6 mL of
Visine would cut the observed 9-carboxy-THC almost two-thirds. Visine comes
in 15 mL and 30 mL bottles. For advice on how to add the adulterant, read
Abbie Hoffman's book on piss-testing, _Steal this Urine Test_. Use of other
methods (such as diluting your urine by frequent water drinking) should be
researched. Adding adulterants can be risky and should be seen as a
last-ditch effort if you're caught with your pants down, so to speak.

[dissociative]

Where did you get the info? Is that credible?

[ontheroad]

Here are the sources for that info.

[1] "Adulterants Causing False Negative in Illicit Drug Testing"
Clinical Chemistry, Nov 1988, Volume 34, Number 11, p 2333-2336.
Stephen L. Mikkelsen and K. Owen Ash

[2] "Mechanism of False-Negative Urine Cannabinoid Immunoassay Screens by
Visine Eyedrops"
Clinical Chemistry, Apr 1989, Volume 35, Number 4, p. 636-638.
Stephen D. Pearson, K. Owen Ash, and Francis M. Urry

Also, I am a truck driver and have had to piss test numerous times. I have passed EVERY time using 5-6ml of visine. I first heard about the trick in a book called "Urine Trouble" by Dr. Kent Holtorf, M.D. Visine has passed the EMIT test every time, but the other tests are debatable. Nevertheless, the EMIT test is the most used test by clinics because it is the cheapest, simplest to perform and the most widely used of the immunoassays. Unfortunately, it is also the easiest to fail and more worryingly, the least accurate: giving a
4-34% false positive rate. But like I said, I have used visine multiple times and it has worked. Not only that, but do you know what is in those $30 additive kits you can buy online to pass UAs? The same chemicals as visine!!

[stevie59]

i got test by slivia a few days ago i am about 127lbs and stoped smoking for about a month once i knew i was going to get tested do u think i was fine?

[MsRedEye]

This is from our Overgrow forum:

http://www.420magazine.com/forums/ov...formation.html

Peace

[dissociative]

Hey boys and girls!

I recently ordered Quick Fix, but one thing's worrying me. My item will be shipped to the post office (not at home :( ) and I'd have to pick it up there. The sad thing is that our Customs officials here have a nasty habit of checking items before they hand it to you, usually because of taxing purposes. I requested for discreet packaging, but what they usually do is ask you the contents. Of course, when I'm asked what it is or to open it, I just can't say "I'm gonna use this to pass the test " So, I just need a good excuse on what to say if ever this situation happens. I'm thinking of saying something like, "its for some chemistry project in college", or something along those lines.

I'm a bit paranoid that it may be confiscated for the reason that it may be considered as something related to "drugs". I know, it may be too much thinking, but just the same, could you guys help me out in thinking of some "valid" and "believable" reason for purchasing such item.

Thanks!

[Abikai]

this might seem like a crazy question but is their an online calculator to calculate how long it would take for your system to clean out accurately?

[graydy]

gooooooooood info

[ilikebike]

Smoking Your Brains Out Before You Go In – I actually had one person tell me that tests have a upper cutoff point, and that if you smoked a ton the night before and morning of your test, you would actually test off the chart and return a negative result. I strongly discourage anyone from attempting this method.




lmfao!!

[ilikebike]

Originally Posted by BudSmoker

i got a drug test coming up.. i havent been smoking marijuana in prolly 3 weeks.. But, ive been smoking HASH for like a week.. Does hash show up on the drug test or does marijuana or what?


Is hash tested like marijuana ?? does it show on the test that i took hash instead of weed or what? First test! so help me with ur thoughts!


thanks.

this is a joke right