FAQ: How to Pass a Drug Test

[Marley4]

i wouldnt say totally screwed....you might pass if u drank enough water...it also depends on how strict the place is on dilution....if u drank a detox drink that shoouullld cover u on ur creatine levels if it was a good one. I have a terrible metabalism and am overweight and i smoke everyday and 3 days before my test i stopped smoking drank a ton of water that day so that i was pissing clear didnt take creatine or any b vitamins for color and i passed! the place i tested at (labcorp) doesnt care about passing by dilution though. just remember no news is good news! i didnt hear back for about a week

[vedalia1979]

I failed the test. F*** absolute detox. It doesn't work.

[garrett420]

ok fellas im prabably going to get tested soon or randomly... whatever, i want to get everything out of my system but without a detox or anything like that ..
are there any pills, liquids, ect., to get things out??
ive herd of something at wall-mart thats theres something you can get and it gets the job done, but not sure of the name. (if anyone knows what im talking at wall-mart)
any suggestions??

[Propa Gator]

Need to pee clean? Healthy food, exercise and plenty water. Sound familiar? If you're worried about the sample you are providing, a teaspoon and a half Visine might help in the 'cup'.

[pups4ever]

I smoked quite a bit of weed on Saturday. I have a drug test on Thursday. I am a big guy (5' 11" 300 lbs). I have started taking furosemide and will drink water like there is no tomorrow on the day of the test.

Am I screwed? Judging from the information on here, I think I might be.

[ranebowarrior]

Hey, I was reading this very informative forum, and I had a few questions.

I am needing to pass a drug test for a job, I smoke every night about a bowl or two, For a long time now, I weigh around 300 pounds.

I believe that the test is going to be within the next 2 or 3 days, what do you suggest that i do, to help me pass this test?

Thank You in advance for your help.

[The Weed]

Tuff call brother... Can you delay the test? also read this post for more help,... I failed, I thought I did everything right

[vxscott18]

Ok so i haven't smoked in like 2 months so I'm obviously clean, i get random drug tests when i go to sharp class every monday and wednesday, if i smoke a like .5 blunt of purp how long do you think it'll take to get out of my system. My metabolism is fast and im 6'1 and weigh like 161 if that helps.

[Soniq420]

Originally Posted by ranebowarrior

Hey, I was reading this very informative forum, and I had a few questions.

I am needing to pass a drug test for a job, I smoke every night about a bowl or two, For a long time now, I weigh around 300 pounds.

I believe that the test is going to be within the next 2 or 3 days, what do you suggest that i do, to help me pass this test?

Thank You in advance for your help.

Your best bet is substitution at this stage - too late to clean out
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[Soniq420]

Originally Posted by vxscott18

Ok so i haven't smoked in like 2 months so I'm obviously clean, i get random drug tests when i go to sharp class every monday and wednesday, if i smoke a like .5 blunt of purp how long do you think it'll take to get out of my system. My metabolism is fast and im 6'1 and weigh like 161 if that helps.

I understand the median time is 5-10 days for light smokers. Quick metabolism is best because your half life is much shorter.

If you do, invest in a home test kit and learn how long it takes so you know

[vxscott18]

i think im gonna smoke tonight, then get a test a miss a few days of class then go back when i know im clean and drink lots of water and workout