What should I do? Help!

[Marley4]

Ok so I usually smoke everyday...but this week i have only smoked 1 time and it was only 3 hits...that was on tuesday...today is friday...so on wednesday i find out i have to take a drugtest...I was supposed to go take a drug test today and decided to use dilution...so iv been drinking loooootts of water and took some b complex and about 6 creatine pills and i took 2 at home tests and passed them both...but the line saying i passed was faint...meaning i only just passed.....so i go to take the test and i get lost on the way there...i really have to pee and cant wait till i find the place so i stop at a wendys...i start drinking more water and finally find the place but now i dont have to pee...i go in and they close in 20 mins...so i try to pee and cant so they say come back tomorrow...

heres my dilemma:

when i went in to try to pee they didnt pat me down, they didnt even ask me to empty my pockets they gave me a cup and told me to go across the hall to the bathroom where i could lock the door....sooo when i go back tomorrow should i just bring in some synthetic urine or a friends to be sure ill pass?

the only thing im worried about is keeping it to temp and not being obvious cause i suck at the whole "sneaky" thing

[LabRat]

Originally Posted by Marley4

heres my dilemma:

when i went in to try to pee they didnt pat me down, they didnt even ask me to empty my pockets they gave me a cup and told me to go across the hall to the bathroom where i could lock the door....sooo when i go back tomorrow should i just bring in some synthetic urine or a friends to be sure ill pass?

the only thing im worried about is keeping it to temp and not being obvious cause i suck at the whole "sneaky" thing

Yeah for sure get the synthetic piss or a friend's. As long as your friend isn't a closet crack head you should be ok. The synthetics usually come with a belt to wear it close to your skin or have a little hand-warmer type heating device. Your looking at close to a hundred bucks for a good one. Or get a couple of those zip-lock baggies, get buddy to piss a couple of ozs into one, zip it, stick it in the other one, zip that one too. Leak prevention eh. Keep them stuck down your briefs, not boxers. Don't want the sample falling out out of your pant leg at an inopportune moment. After transferring the sample to the bottle stash the baggies down your shorts again and dispose of them elsewhere. A lot of piss tests nowadays the tester is right there so this sounds like a cake-walk.

Oh yeah. Make sure the sample comes from someone the same gender as you. They test for that as well.

Is this for work or legal shit?

Lots of luck. Just be cool, take it slow and as it's not your piss take a bong hit before you go down there unless it makes you paranoid of course.

[vedalia1979]

I had to pee on friday. I smoked two days before that. I'm 6 feet tall, weigh 160, have a high metabolism and am in great shape. I took an absolute detox 2 and 1/2 hours before the test. Prior to smoking two days before the test, I was clean for two weeks. Prior to that I smoked everyday. I'm probably screwed but I'll repost to let people know.

[vedalia1979]

By the way, they don't test for gender. I used my girl's urine (she don't smoke) and it worked for me the last time I had to pee.

[vedalia1979]

So it's been 5 days and I haven't heard from them. I called and asked when they needed me to fill out w-4's and stuff and they said come in on Friday. I'm assuming I passed?

[LabRat]

Originally Posted by vedalia1979

So it's been 5 days and I haven't heard from them. I called and asked when they needed me to fill out w-4's and stuff and they said come in on Friday. I'm assuming I passed?

I'd say you're in like Flin. The turnaround on those test are usually a day or two at the most. Mostly test strips for the cheaper outfits. It cost a lot more to run samples through something like a gas chromatograph.

You can probably start breathing again. :0)

Good Luck.

[Marley4]

its been 5 days since my test ...4 business days still havnt heard anything....i ended up diluting cause i couldnt get anything else in time ill let u know when i know for sure

[Marley4]

well its been a lil more than a week and still nothing havnt heard about my drug test or from my employer....if i failed would they have called me? im thinking about just calling and asking when i start and just assume i passed

[dfw-guy]

Yes if you fail the drug testing place will call you. They ask if your on any prescriptions, specifically marinol (synthetic thc). Sounds to me like your home free, just keep in contact with your employer.

[happiehippie]

I was on work realese once in jail...lol, shiiitt happens.....and had to pisss twice a week for 9 months straight......I was welding outside during that time ...it stayed right at 100 deg. that yr.......you had to be at the pisss test place before noon on your day to piss so they could find out if you were dirty by the time you are heading back too jail.....this pisss machine cost over a million dollars that they got to do the test that quick......I smoked the whole nine months I was there and all I did was drink asss loads of water....they even stuck me in the whole one week when one came up "dilluted" with too much water....but they could not spot the weed..LOL...idiots.....you are clear man, they would be held responsable by there insurence if they did not get rid of you within 42 hrs of finding out.............congrats on the piss test and just thought this would help your nerves..........PEACE

[Marley4]

Got a call today!! I start on sunday!! Hurray!!! Best part is I was high when I met the manager! lol

[dfw-guy]

Haha, congrats! I know how hard it is to get a job in this economy, I've been unemployed for 3 months :(