Quirky effects of cannabis

[Urdedpal]

I seem to pee longer and more frequent when I am high or at least afterwards.

[Abagadda]

This might just be me, but whenever i get extremely high i get a feeling similar to my skin melting ultra heavy but light it's very wierd and hard to explaon but it only happens if i get really stoned

[Medical Marijuana]

^I get that from heavy indicas.

[Boss]

I tend to invent stuff that I am too lazy to make and patent. Then 10 years later, there it is, and my wife says to me "You lazy bastard, we could be rich!"

I think I solved the whole number of dimensions problem, and black holes when I was high, even wrote it all down and drew it. Too lazy to get somone that knows math to test it though.

They would probably just say "What? Are you high?"

[kickstart]

I pass out in front of the fridge.

[Boss]

[weedyMcBong]

Sometimes, when I've smoked enough, I move from one end of the house to the next looking for the fridge, even if I started out in the kitchen.

[Herb Fellow]

You know how everyone says you need to become one with nature. Well, I have become one with such things as the lazy boy, the couch, the bed and my computer chair. Oooomm

[PFlynn]

^I hear that Fellow except I become one with the pipe.

[wannahit]

I have buddy that has a lazy eye,not really all that noticable when sober,but when we get some funky skunky his eye will damn near close.He laughs and says thats his thc meter.

[michaele59420]

i have to cop to the not knowing where i'm at scenario,i was smokin at a friends one after noon and had some errands to run, so needless to say i set out on my "trip" and about 10 minutes into it i found my self on the phone telling her about it and asking her where the hell it was i was going when i left...lmao and so did she

[FreakNature]

^^ I hate when that happens - "I have no idea where I am or what I'm doing" Been there and done that!!

[Herb Fellow]

That happens too often. I forget where I am at on the way to work once or twice a week. It isn't funny for me but frightening. In the past 29 years I have moved 14 times and I'll think I am going to one place and when I can't find it, I realize that was in NYC, Philly, D.C., Raleigh or Atlanta. It stresses me out, but a bowl calms the nerves. When I get home the bowl helps me forget that I forgot.

[Boss]

Man, I didn't want to admit it... I think I spend 30 minutes a day remembering what I was doing...

[Herb Fellow]

Oh, to be young again . . .