Stoned Koala

[The Mad Toker]

Hey all. Back from doing training with the military. Too lazy to go back and read the probably thousands of posts since I was last here but found somthing quite a while ago I saved for when I was able to get back on here that I thought was quite funny.

A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint


When a little lizard walks past and looks up and says: "Hey Koala ! Whatcha doin???"

The koala says:

"Smoking a joint, come up and have some."


So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is ''dry'' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard:

"What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says:


"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much water did you drink?!!"

[Medical Marijuana]

Nice post mate! Gave me a good laugh.

[Big dog]

What a hoot!

[PFlynn]

When I saw the post I thought it said stoned kola,then I saw the first pic it made me laugh my ass off.Good story man it made me laugh my ass off all over again.

[Medical Marijuana]

There is a clip of the animated version of this in out TV section.
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