[randude]

One time I was given a random test by my employer. I was told to drive to this clinic a few miles away. I quickly drove to a bong shop in town and told them. They sold me some synthetic urine (liquid form). I heated it as quickly as I could on my truck defroster vent. It got pretty hot. You cannot get too hot either. I put it in a condom and rubber banded it to my leg. When I went to take the test I was alone, but nobody actually looks at your penis as you pee anyway (I have had those kinds of test too). The lady that did the testing thought my piss was a little cold, but she let it slide. I got lucky. I passed the test.

My way would work with someone watching or not I think, because they just go in the room and try not to stare. If you pretend with your back towards someone to piss from the condom it will work.

Temperature. We need a way to get a decent temperature reading before you go in. I do not remember what the range is, but it is like 97-101 or something like that. You can heat the urine the way I did, but you really do not know how warm it is. You would think that warm to the touch would be good, but it was not good enough in my case. They have these temperature strips much like what is in the specimine bottle, and that is probably the key.

I think I may have a urine test but don't know in about a week and a half. I have lost most of my body fat from the stress of a court appearance and although I have some Killer Sour Diesel I am going to just try to not smoke any of it. Tall order. I am a small toker anyway, a half a joint or so a day. I believe that the water thing will work, and I am taking vitamins, so that is the route I will take this time if I decide I cannot go a week and a half without smoking. I am going before a judge on DUI and pocession of about 3 grams (Virginia Courts) and I am going in telling them that I have changed my ways since the arrest (April). If the judge wants to prove what I am saying is true or not I suppose he can order a urine test. I guess I am so freaked out that my mind is racing and I am thinking of what can happen. I do know that Michael Vick was put in jail for failing a drug test (THC, Like that should even matter) and he went before a Virginia judge.

Any thought, encouragement or whatever is welcome. I am terrified.