[Jimi Bling]

Heres an interesting drug test story:
3 months ago I had court for a simple possession case...which is no longer a crime in Michigan...but thats another whole issue. Anyways I went to the local health food store and bough an off brand detox product.
i can't remember exactly what it was called but it cost me half the price Ready Clean would cost. So I followed the instructions exactly and went it for the test and not only did it not work, my piss showed up false positive for opiates...which when sent to the lab confirmed a trace amount of morphine. Now as far as I know, the only way to get morphine is to have surgury in a hospital or something. I never even heard of a black market for morphine. I retraced my steps back a few days and I'm sure that I didn't have anything with poppy seeds, nightquil, or any of the other common opiate false positives. Well according to my PO a false positive is still a positive and she amended my probation to include an outpatient rehab program which i can't afford. I attempted to get state help to pay for it but got denied based on the fact that I had no drugs in my system at the time...including the THC, and a false positive a month before hand is not means to qualify for a state funded rehab program. I could've lied and got the funds needed but thats just not right, and plus my po said "make sure you're honest". So now I'm up for a 93 day bid over simple possession of about a gram.

Just something to think about when choosing a detox product.