[ilikebike]

Ive been on probation for quite some time now and i find the only method that works for me is drinking a lot of water the day before and the day of your drug test, i just keep filling up 20 oz bottles of water, from the moment i wake up, till i go to bed, always have a bottle of water with me. on the day of the test i usually chug a monster energy drink about an hour before going in because it colors your piss. My PO watches me in the bathroom while i pee, he doesn't look at my dink but hes just in there with his back turned to make sure im not pulling something outta my pockets or something, so i cant use a substitution/synthetic. But one time i drank a bunch of water and didn't drink a monster energy drink and he was like this looks pretty clear, if it comes back diluted your gonna have to come in every week for a drug test. but turns out i passed the test with no dilution. i usually can smoke about 2 weeks before a test. I am only 5'9'' and 140lbs with a STUPID FAST metabolism, im one of those kids who can eat a whole pizza and a chocolate cake and not gain an oz