[Lightmaker]

After a year of unemployment I have a job offer which pays well but I need to pass the piss test first.

They did this at a hospitals urgent care clinic. Very intimidating. I had to empty my pockets and I patted myself to show there was nothing there.

After unlocking a private bathroom I was told not to use the sink and she squirted blue into the toilet. I finally figured out that the reason was to prevent using toilet water for dilution.

I pulled out my bottle of QuickFix from its hiding place and the temp was right.
Fill the sample bottle, a little into the toilet for sound effects and done.

Now I wait! The job starts Tuesday morning but I asked my new super to let me know when HR totally green lights my hire as I have had false positives before, NOT!

I just want this to be over.

I'll update with the results.