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Originally Posted by Marley4
heres my dilemma:
when i went in to try to pee they didnt pat me down, they didnt even ask me to empty my pockets they gave me a cup and told me to go across the hall to the bathroom where i could lock the door....sooo when i go back tomorrow should i just bring in some synthetic urine or a friends to be sure ill pass?
the only thing im worried about is keeping it to temp and not being obvious cause i suck at the whole "sneaky" thing
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Yeah for sure get the synthetic piss or a friend's. As long as your friend isn't a closet crack head you should be ok. The synthetics usually come with a belt to wear it close to your skin or have a little hand-warmer type heating device. Your looking at close to a hundred bucks for a good one. Or get a couple of those zip-lock baggies, get buddy to piss a couple of ozs into one, zip it, stick it in the other one, zip that one too. Leak prevention eh. Keep them stuck down your briefs, not boxers. Don't want the sample falling out out of your pant leg at an inopportune moment. After transferring the sample to the bottle stash the baggies down your shorts again and dispose of them elsewhere. A lot of piss tests nowadays the tester is right there so this sounds like a cake-walk.
Oh yeah. Make sure the sample comes from someone the same gender as you. They test for that as well.
Is this for work or legal shit?
Lots of luck. Just be cool, take it slow and as it's not your piss take a bong hit before you go down there unless it makes you paranoid of course.