[vedalia1979]

Ok, here's my situation:
I'm a heavy user, 5-6 times a week, once, sometimes twice a day. I applied for this job, was accepted, told I'd have to take a piss test. I told them I had to give my current employer two weeks notice and that I'd be in touch. Well, I stopped smoking and started fretting.
During those two weeks I got a lead on another job. It paid better and required no piss test. I still didn't smoke just in case I had to fall back on the first job.
Two days before I'm due to start the second job (4 days before I'm due to start the first and take the piss test) I figure the second job is in the bag. I smoke for two days straight.
I get a call the day I'm supposed to start the second job. NO GO!!!
I figure I'm screwed.
I bought an absolute detox from the head shop around the corner (by the way, only 22 bucks as opposed to 30, 40, even 50 online, why is that??).
I drank a ton of water and took the drink, waited two and half hours before going in to piss.
I weigh 160, have a very high metabolism, am 6 feet tall and have virtually no body fat.
I'm waiting for the results. Can't start until the test comes back.
Am I totally screwed?
Anyone?