I guess that was one right there.
440 ci of fire breathing Dodge Cornet and not enough blacktop ...
Easy getting the Cessna in the air but who the fuck is landing this sucker ...
Don't worry, it's only 240 volts ...
Trust me. It won't hurt a bit ...
You too man. There's always fun junk in the attic. It may not have been that funny thirty years ago but it's worth a laugh now. It's one of humanities greatest traits. The ability to laugh at our own foibles. I got plenty to laugh about and they're not all my own foibles either!
Toke long and hard and think back ... through time and space ... try not to laugh ... I dare you!