First time trying to smoke:
I expressed interest in the herb to my friend Alex. He was a man of action. He took me to a remote place in his car. He instructed me on pipe anatomy and off I went trying to light it up. Nothing was coming out. Pipe was clogged, and no pokey thing to be found.

First time getting high:
My friend invited me with some more friends to go toke. We parked in a remote place again and got in a truck with a shell. As soon as I started smoking,...