If YOU might be a stoner.

[merickson]

with acknowledgement to Jeff Foxworthy:

If you have two lighters and no cigarettes…….you might be a stoner.

If you eat Blueberry in a cake more often than blueberries in a pie…….you might be a stoner.

If you have more glass in your bedroom than your kitchen…….you might be a stoner.

[ReefaCheefa7]

Originally Posted by merickson

with acknowledgement to Jeff Foxworthy:

If you have two lighters and no cigarettes…….you might be a stoner.

If you eat Blueberry in a cake more often than blueberries in a pie…….you might be a stoner.

If you have more glass in your bedroom than your kitchen…….you might be a stoner.

If u have Calises on ur thumb. ( I know I spelled that wrong) But u don't do no type of construction......... you might be a stoner. LOL MAybe that just goes for me

[jhonnypotsmoker]

If your dentist tells you you've got resin on your teeth you might be a stoner

If your last urine test came with a rolling paper you might be a stoner

If your idea of a drug problem is running out of money for pot you might be a stoner.

[Jri5002]

Originally Posted by merickson

with acknowledgement to Jeff Foxworthy:

If you have two lighters and no cigarettes…….you might be a stoner.
stoner.

true that

[ms.kitty420]

If your bong gets cleaned more than your dishes...you might be a stoner

If you take April 20th off every year...you might be a stoner

[blowin.endo]

if you always stop at smoke shops to look at the bowls/pipes everytime you're on the boardwalk....

[qWERTY]

Originally Posted by merickson

If you have two lighters and no cigarettes…….you might be a stoner.

hahaha, so true

[ReefaCheefa7]

If U name ur only two kids, Mary and juana......... It's a good possibility u might be a stoner.


When U smoke more than u eat....... U might be a stoner.

If u smell Reefa while everyone else smells chickin u mioght ne a stoner

[Marianne]

If you find yourself sharing your last chocolate pudding with 5 other people, you might be a stoner.

[Bunny]

These are all so true...especially the ..if you take a day off for 4/20...cause I actually do..XD...

"...you've smoked so much weed you....uhhh.... uhm.. what was I talking about again? "

[tokeabloke]

If you have a green thumb...you might be a stoner.

If you are purposely growing weeds in your garder...you might be a stoner

If you post on this forum...you might be a stoner

[ShadyLady]

Its a huge possibility that your a stoner being on here...


well it does help!

[merickson]

If wattage is more important than rainfall.....you might be a stoner.

If your coat has more than one secret pocket.....you might be a stoner.

[DankCloset]

haha, i had a picture of it on here somewhere, if you wash your hands more than 3 times and your finger is still pitch black from pushing bowls down, you are definatly a stoner.

[cptchaos]

if your boss always asks "whats that pretty GREEN site you are always on and what are those strange packages that keep on arriving?" you just may be....... a stoner!!