Page 2 of 16 FirstFirst 12345612 ... LastLast
Results 16 to 30 of 236
Like Tree5Likes

Thread: Your stoner quotes

  1. #16
    420 Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Posts
    56

    Re: Your stoner quotes.

    maybe from one of the fabulous fury freak brothers...

    " dope will get you through times of no money, better than money will get you through times of no dope".

  2. #17
    420 Member sdseeber's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Location
    Indiana, USA
    Posts
    72

    Re: Your stoner quotes.

    Quote Originally Posted by Wesker View Post
    Haha-
    I've got one fresh from this afternoon:
    "dude- my finger smells more then you and me put together"
    "wait, so your saying that you finger is a complete separate entity of its own?"
    "yea man! his name is Charles.."
    I didn't think I would ever stop laughing.

    This is one of the best threads I've seen in awhile. I need to start writing some of the stoner quotes i hear/say down, would be interesting if everyone else did the same. We could have a super-thread going in no time!
    "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the sources of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed, and love of power." -P. J. O'Rourke

    Learn how to exercise your rights during police encounters!

  3. #18
    New Member ThEbOwL's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Posts
    17

    Re: Your stoner quotes.

    my friends and i were chillin in a car passing a blunt, and his mom called him, and the driver of the car didnt know to be quiet, and he yelled:
    "Dont smoke it, ash it!"
    and his mom heard and she laughed and said "jesus christ"
    hah

  4. #19
    420 Member Ms.Fox's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Location
    California
    Posts
    3,958

    Re: Your stoner quotes.

    Luvin this thread! Nice one Wesker. +rep for makin me lmao!

  5. #20
    420 Member Wesker's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Posts
    56

    Re: Your stoner quotes.

    Quote Originally Posted by sdseeber View Post
    I didn't think I would ever stop laughing.

    This is one of the best threads I've seen in awhile. I need to start writing some of the stoner quotes i hear/say down, would be interesting if everyone else did the same. We could have a super-thread going in no time!
    Haha, its soo true, so many funny things we say and do when we are high.

    I once threw a pair of my socks in the toilet, i was in such as rush that i just thew them in for some reason..

    Quote Originally Posted by Ms.Fox View Post
    Luvin this thread! Nice one Wesker. +rep for makin me lmao!
    Welcome, feel free to post up some quotes.

  6. #21
    Administrator Soniq420's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    Raleigh, NC
    Posts
    14,569
    Blog Entries
    1

    Re: Your stoner quotes.

    Let's get busy; the Marijuana isn't going to legalize itself

  7. #22
    New Member kingofbacon's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Location
    Los Angeles
    Posts
    3

    Re: Your stoner quotes.

    I just smoked some hash and I was walking by myself. Then thinking to myself I kept thinking "I can silence the whole world"

    then I was making a mathematical formula for a baseball that can turn and hit me
    Weed really does make you smarter haha
    Pack a Bowl

  8. #23
    Administrator Soniq420's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    Raleigh, NC
    Posts
    14,569
    Blog Entries
    1

    Re: Your stoner quotes.

    872,000 Marijuana smokers were arrested last year, and you wonder why we're parnoid?

  9. #24
    420 Member bubblekarma's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Posts
    136

    Re: Your stoner quotes.

    I always say "Shit man" or something weird like that.

    I also say "Dude im trippin out" and my friend when high responds in question, "Trippin out? Not me!" Then I proceed to tell him how I didnt mean tripping out as in seeing things, just as in being pretty stoned. And I swear this happens almost everytime we toke up together. It's kinda funny because he takes it different, and of course when your high you analyze things and thoughts differently.

  10. #25
    420 Member Wesker's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Posts
    56

    Re: Your stoner quotes.

    I've been busting some doosies lately-
    *points to a freight train* imagine jumping in front of that, fuck it would hurt..
    i also made a bit of a song (ripping of south park, ripping off russle crow)- "Talkin' shit and smokin' bongs and dreggin' round the worlddddd.."

  11. #26
    420 Member bubblekarma's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Posts
    136

    Re: Your stoner quotes.

    This thread is awesome!

  12. #27
    Plant of the Month Winner JustAddWateR's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Location
    Not Here
    Posts
    289

    Re: Your stoner quotes.

    When i was younger...... my brother, me, and 2 friends grouped together and hooked up with a fat sack.. we rolled it all up into joints, had like 6-7 each. lol

    we each lit one and were tokin in my parents garage... it was so smogged we had to open the door on the side, the smoke level was at the doorknob, lmao...

    little did we know , my mom rolled up all silent like (saw the light from the side door) and snuck around the side to the door and says "WTH! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!?!?...

    We're all shocked.. and my brother says.... " Nothing"

    We all laugh hysterically at him ..
    she says "Your out here smoking POT!, DON'T TELL ME NOTHING!!"

    he says " No we're not!" We all begin to laugh again.. including my mother lol.. he went into the house with her arguing about how we weren't smoking.. me and my friends split lol.
    Last edited by Soniq420; 06-03-2009 at 04:12 AM.
    No longer a member of 420magazine

  13. #28

  14. #29
    Administrator Soniq420's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    Raleigh, NC
    Posts
    14,569
    Blog Entries
    1

    Re: Your stoner quotes.

    Quote Originally Posted by l8tnightskunk View Post
    "But its natural"?
    Doesn't the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit... unnatural? - Bill Hicks RIP

  15. #30
    420 Member DownOver's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Posts
    491

    Re: Your stoner quotes.

    A Good old Australian saying:

    The poo you smoke is only as good as the piss you are drinking it with!

    "Poo" being your bowl full, and "Piss" being an alcoholic beverage.
    The word "enough" does not apply to fire, water, and women. - Ukranian Proverb

    Breeding & Growing Journal

Page 2 of 16 FirstFirst 12345612 ... LastLast