Hello from East Scotland UK

[The Professor]

Glad to find your site, looks good, with lots of relevant and interesting info. I have a two fold interest in MJ. I have a condition called Ankylosing Spondilitis which is an arthritic condition which buggers up the joints, primarily in the spine. So, deformation occurs, I lost a foot in height, (any film parts for Hobbits gratefully received) and my neck seized up, had surgery on hips, shoulder, and foot. Not a lot of fun, and frankly I am a bit dis enchanted with the Divine one, who controls our lot. I have already intimated that I intend to have words with him at a later date, and voice my unimpressed state of mind. I mean, enough is enough, it may have been funny to begin with, but now it is just irritating. I rest my case. Secondly, I love horticulture, and have many friends, and known many friends, that have been either plant, or animal. Humans, well, errr, they can be a bit unreliable and try my patience, however one must make allowances for what is ultimately a blip in the evolutionary scale, or perhaps the Divine one, or one of his cohorts, had been interfering with the controls somewhat. There is always one!!
So, I have been dubbed the professor, on account that I wear a white coat when I am around particular vegetation, although in my defence, it is to thwart any commando type raid perpetrated by the Spider mite brigade. They use parachutes you know, to get around in the wind, a bit unsporting wouldn't you say?
So there I am, or here I am, unless you are into quantum physics, and know a cat called "Schrodinger". Then I may well be elsewhere as well.
Anyway, I must fly, as they say:

The pleasure is all yours!

Good day.

[Soniq420]

Alright now, there'll be no theoretical physicist jokes in the forum

I got it, a "cat" named Schrödinger, after the famous paradox whether the cat is ultimately dead or alive at the same time, despite that we can only view it in one state or the other. I'm sure I'm butchering the explanation but I do recall the physics puzzle

Welcome to the Forum professor, we like long hair types around here.

Enjoy your exploration of the site

[SouthernWeed]

Welcome to 420 Professor glad to have you here with us. Explore, learn and share. Don't hesitate to call if you need help.

[happiehippie]

WHATS UP MAN!!!!!!!!!...WELCOME....your in the right place....this place is ace for info.......enjoy the 420 ride man.................PEACE

[The Professor]

Well, thanks for the welcome fellas, me and the cat will be right at home here for sure.