Is my case valid for a cannabis card?

[Freeman420]

Now i'm not trying to take advantage of the medical marijuana program just so I can legally get stoned. I believe that I genuienly deserve the card and have a justifiable case to obtain one. I already self medicate with cannabis, although not recently due to a lack of money. When I have it, I use cannabis medicinally, spiritually, socially, and recreationally. I believe cannabis is very useful to us and should obviouslly be decriminalized. In 1970, the federal government classified cannabis as a schedule 1 illegal narcotic on the unfounded basis that it possessed no medicinal value. We all know better! In fact, the non-profit organization that advises the federal government on drug policies acknowledges that cannabis has medicinal value. Those bitches just won't listen.
My reasons for cannabis medication are as follows:
A.D.D.(Attention Deficit Disorder)- My subconscious mind is more in control than my conscious mind. I frequently lose my train of thought, jumping from one thought to another without being able to prevent it. My third grade teacher actually recommended that I be put on ritalin. I have found that cannabis is a sufficient treatment for the A.D.D. I was on the honor roll my entire senior year of high school and was self medicating with cannabis the whole time. I believe it helps me.
I.E.D.(Intermittent Explosive Disorder)- Basically, this is road rage that can happen anytime and anywhere, you don't have to be driving. I get heated and pissed off at the littlest things and feel like I want to punch something to feel better. When I get frustrated, the only way I feel that I can relax is to release my aggression physically. My biggest pet peeve is when a pen stops writing even though there is clearly ink left to use. When the ink is fully depleted, that's the time it sholud stop writing. I always overreact unless I use cannabis to mellow out. Then everything is cool.
O.C.D.(Obssesive Compulsive Disorder) like tendencies- I'm not going to front like I suffer greatly from O.C.D. It doesn't run my life like how it does for typical O.C.D. patients. I just have a very light case. My problem is that I want everything to be as perfect as possible. I spend more time than I should on completing a task. For example, I would rewrite everything over and over again until I believe my handwriting is as perfect as possible. I would wash and rewash the dishes over and over again until I believe they're as claen as possible. I wouldn't want to use a dirty dish, so I try to ensure that there isn't any germs left on it. I basically use this method of doing and redoing everything in all my daily tasks. Cannabis helps remind me to take it easy.
Insomnia(Severe)- I am most definetly an insomniac. Typically, I don't fall asleep until around four or five in the morning and when I do finally fall asleep, it lasts for about four hours or a little bit longer. Then I wake up and can't fall back asleep again for hours. Usually in an average day, I get about six hours(not consecutive) of sleep and always desire more. Obviously, cannabis gets tha job done but I haven't had any for over half a year, so I haven't had a good night sleep in a long while. Sleep is extremely important, so I want to start getting as much as possible.
Depression- I'm just pretty depressed and unmotivated when I don't have cannabis. I really don't feel like doing anything without cannabis. I guess you can categorize me as an enhancement smoker as Jon Stewart would say. Cannabis definetly motivates me as opposed to encouraging me to slack off. When i'm medicated, I feel like doing anything and everything, similar to coke heads and meth addicts. When i'm sober(like right now), I just don't want to do anything. I just want to sleep all day, every day to pass the time until I finally get my hand on cannabis, which has yet to happen. I often feel like i'm incomplete and unable to function properly without cannabis. I feel empty inside.
In my opinion, I do NEED cannabis but it's not an addiction. Like I mentioned, I haven't used cannabis in more than six months and i'm not killing or robbing in order to get my fix. I'm just patiently waiting to get money so I can obtain my license and some medicine. If anyone knows of a business here in Los Angeles county that will hire me despite having no work experience whatsoever, that would be very appreciated. I've been trying to get a job since before I graduated high school about two and a half years ago, with no luck because I haven't had a first job yet. Also, if anyone can recommend a specific doctor who will approve of my conditions as sufficient reasons for a license approval, please do so. As I said before, I live in the Los Angeles area and can travel to a doctor in close proximity. Thank you for reading and any suggestions you may give.
Peace and love,
Freeman

[jeeper]

Well .......I'm not a doctor . But I think you should see one . Maybe he could tell you if you qualify for a med card . And by the way ......Welcome to the forums . :60: