Strain Name: The Church
From: River Valley Collective
When: Jan 2011
Price: $95/quarter oz
Looks: Medium green dense nugs with burnt orange hairs. Nice frost coating as well.
Smell: Strong Cannabis/kush smell.
Taste: A light and sweet smoke that didn’t expand and had a bit of a fruity/berry taste.
Buzz Type: Very strong body high.
Buzz Length: LONG – I was buzzed for about 2-3 hours.
Best Medicinal Use: Muscle tension (back/traps), joint pain (shoulder/knees), and insomnia.
Overall: River Valley Collective actually warned me about this strain – stating it was ridiculously strong (all 3 bud tenders and the owner/master grower said the same thing). As an experienced toker, I figured it couldn’t be that bad…and was shocked to see I was wrong. The Church provided a body numbing buzz that hit me square in the face after 1 hit, and rid me of all aches/pains almost immediately. A couple more hits intensified the buzz, leaving me spacy and uncoordinated. I was rather “keyed up” mentally and physically sore from sparring when I smoke this, and it immediately relaxed me and provided a great night of rest. The Church was darn near a religious experience