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    New Strain Ideas

    There needs to be a strain named Tim Tebow. It delivers huge buds, a light of jah like high, and never pollinates. Short veg time, long flower time and can deliver heroic yields on even a broken stem.

    Or a strain named Pat Robertson. It gives the patient a paranoid head trip, but the overall buzz is righteous. No females.

    How about a Hillary Clinton strain? Long veg time, and fast flowering. Able to withstand tons of abuse by amateurs and the grow environment. She is a sneaker strain, whose buzz gets much better with the passing of time.

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    Re: New Strain Ideas

    what about an obama strain? it will get ya so stoned that ya will lie lie lie, not know what part of the world you are in, and make you change yer birth certificate so no ones knows where you were born.

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    Re: New Strain Ideas

    Wow, found a way to work that one in.

    Don't all cannabis sativa and indica strains provide a nearly all positive experience?

    Hmmmmmmm?

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    Re: New Strain Ideas

    well just ask the government and they`ll tell ya differently but we know the truth.

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    Re: New Strain Ideas

    Quote Originally Posted by papaduckie View Post
    what about an obama strain?
    I don't think cannabis is his drug-of-choice.
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    Re: New Strain Ideas

    wilderness strain with a touch of space!
    please!
    its not easy growin greezy!
    take it slow and grow grow grow!

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    Re: New Strain Ideas

    Obama Orange

    A strain that has been cultivated over centuries in Manchuria, Obama has a ton of bright orange pistils and decent frost. Buds are tight but not overly large.

    The sativa pheno of this is very, very expensive. It starts the patient off with a feeling of hope which slowly segues to one of agitated couch lock.

    The indica pheno of this also very expensive and strong, rivaling White Widow for potency. This pheno will leave the patient lethargic with no motivation. This is a great evening pheno.

    No matter what is paid at the dispensary, you'll get a bill later that you must give more, more, more.


    Obama is a cross between Afghan Kush and Cheese.

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    Re: New Strain Ideas

    It starts the patient off with a feeling of hope which slowly segues to one of agitated couch lock.