hossua34
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Last night, I was watching the Daily Show - Colbert Report block as I do every night, when Stephen Colbert opened a segment about North Dakotans' attempts to legalize industrial hemp farming. As he often does, he turned to a surprise guest for an interview. That night it was Aaron Houston - lobbyist for the Marijuana Policy Project and "therefore an expert on hemp", to quote Colbert.
Immediately I rolled my eyes and braced for the inevitable. I have seen this guy before, most notably in a Showtime documentary on medical marijuana, called "In Pot We Trust". What I was therefore already aware of was this: Aaron Houston is a pussy. Ok, maybe not a "pussy"... such wording is a little harsh. But the fact remains, that perhaps the most visible insider advocate for our cause (which is ultimately, marijuana law reform at many different levels) is a timid, shy and not particularly well-spoken little man. "Kid" would be a more fitting description, although I can only assume Houston has reached the age of legal adulthood; in all honesty, it seems as though the guy got his position because of a family connection or some such favor.
Houston immediately began the interview by responding to a question about hemp with some rehearsed line about the MPP's goal to legalize medical marijuana for seriously ill patients... Not even ten seconds in, he had already flung the interview down an irrelevant path and demonstrated that he was totally incapable of answering any questions about hemp - even simple ones to which any stoner would know the answer. Throughout the three or four-minute long interview, Houston repeated his pre-rehearsed lines and mission statements like a broken record, and wilted before Colbert's comedic interrogation. I hate to say it, but the guy really could have used a few tokes before stepping onto that stage...
As a college student with a mind for law and politics - not to mention a smoker and strong supporter of legalization - I find it humiliating that Aaron Houston is somewhat becoming the "face" of the legalization movement in Washington. We need a guy who knows how to talk to people, who is educated, confident and quick-witted - a guy who knows how to sculpt words into logical arguments instead of sputtering out the usual mottos and worn-out catchphrases. In short, we need Nick Naylor from that movie Thank You For Smoking, but instead we're getting the Little Lobbyist That Could. I for one simply do not believe there aren't better, more qualified, and willing candidates out there for such an important position.
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Immediately I rolled my eyes and braced for the inevitable. I have seen this guy before, most notably in a Showtime documentary on medical marijuana, called "In Pot We Trust". What I was therefore already aware of was this: Aaron Houston is a pussy. Ok, maybe not a "pussy"... such wording is a little harsh. But the fact remains, that perhaps the most visible insider advocate for our cause (which is ultimately, marijuana law reform at many different levels) is a timid, shy and not particularly well-spoken little man. "Kid" would be a more fitting description, although I can only assume Houston has reached the age of legal adulthood; in all honesty, it seems as though the guy got his position because of a family connection or some such favor.
Houston immediately began the interview by responding to a question about hemp with some rehearsed line about the MPP's goal to legalize medical marijuana for seriously ill patients... Not even ten seconds in, he had already flung the interview down an irrelevant path and demonstrated that he was totally incapable of answering any questions about hemp - even simple ones to which any stoner would know the answer. Throughout the three or four-minute long interview, Houston repeated his pre-rehearsed lines and mission statements like a broken record, and wilted before Colbert's comedic interrogation. I hate to say it, but the guy really could have used a few tokes before stepping onto that stage...
As a college student with a mind for law and politics - not to mention a smoker and strong supporter of legalization - I find it humiliating that Aaron Houston is somewhat becoming the "face" of the legalization movement in Washington. We need a guy who knows how to talk to people, who is educated, confident and quick-witted - a guy who knows how to sculpt words into logical arguments instead of sputtering out the usual mottos and worn-out catchphrases. In short, we need Nick Naylor from that movie Thank You For Smoking, but instead we're getting the Little Lobbyist That Could. I for one simply do not believe there aren't better, more qualified, and willing candidates out there for such an important position.
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