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Boycott Kellogg's For Treatment Of Michael Phelps

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420 Staff
To: Kellogg's Corporation

Whereas...

1) Kellogg's is a major manufacturer of cereal and junk food products including but not limited to Frosted Flakes, Pop Tarts, Cheez-Its, Froot Loops, Keebler's Cookies, Rice Krispies, Eggo Frozen Waffles, Famous Amos Cookies and many other products known to be a part of the diet of many marijuana using Americans

2) The Kellogg's has profited for decades on the food tastes of marijuana using Americans with the munchies. In fact, we believe that most people over the age of twelve would not eat Kellogg's products were they not wicked high.

3)That Kellogg's has decided to end their relationship with Olympic Swimmer Michael Phelps after pictures of him surfaced doing exactly what most Kellogg's customers do right before enjoying a bowl of Rice Krispies mixed with Keebler Cookies with an Eggo on top.

4) That this action by Kellogg's, while legal, is totally bogus.

5) That Kellogg's is a big fat hypocrite, just like our parents when they found our stash under our mattress and took it and then later they sat in the living room and listened the Dark Side Of The Moon over and over and danced and laughed and I swear we smelled something.
John Harvey.

6) That a quick Wikipedia search shows the founder of Kellogg's - john Harvey Kellogg - was a total frickin' weirdo who believe in putting children's genitals in a cage to keep them from playing with themselves and also believed in yogurt enemas.

7) That seriously, just Google John Harvey Kellogg. Dude was freaky.

8) That the thing about yogurt enemas makes us want to hurl when we look at that box of Kellogg's Yogos we have in the pantry.

9) That Michael Phelps should totally drop YOU dudes for your obsession with bran and fiber and masturbation and butts and stuff. You drop HIM? Dude won eight gold medals and probably didn't stick a single one in his butt or tie it in tourniquet around his naughty bits. Dude was just trying to relax. Seriously Kellogg's, WTF?

Given all these facts and the total disregard for your customer base and that thing with the yogurt, we the undersigned plan to BOYCOTT your products.

And we're serious.

Even though the Pop Tarts thing will be HARD.

Sincerely,
The Undersigned

Boycott Kellogg's For Treatment Of Michael Phelps Petition
 

Iam694

New Member
As soon as I heard the news about Phelps being dropped I had to fire off an email to Kelloggs. I had to remind them that a bowl of cereal was a favorite munchie of a lot of us cannabis uers. I too will not be using any kellogg products. Lets hope we can get the message accross here.
 

tintala

Plant of the Month: Third Place Winner
you can also call the sheriff in S. Carolina. what an ass. the number is on ASA website.
 

lilsmoker420

New Member
yea, they shouldnt scrap his god damn contract wiht kellogs because he smoked a bowl. i mean like 50% of everyone smokes weed and hes one of them. who cares? i definatley wont be buying Anything kellogs anymore
 

mrkeller

New Member
First off let me say I dont disagree. But if you boycott kellogs you should boycott the whole government. Buy from overseas. Also kellogs may be part of a bigger company. Such as phllip morris. I know phllip morris has their hands in alot of company's pockets. Read some Micheal Moore. He can tell you all about corporations. But anyways back to my point, dont just stop at kellogs
 

Seraphim

New Member
bye bye Kellogg's!
 

Buckshot

Member of the Month: Nov 2013 - Nug of the Month: Mar 2013, Dec 2014 - Plant of the Month: Mar 2018
To: Kellogg's Corporation

9) That Michael Phelps should totally drop YOU dudes for your obsession with bran and fiber and masturbation and butts and stuff. You drop HIM? Dude won eight gold medals and probably didn't stick a single one in his butt or tie it in tourniquet around his naughty bits. Dude was just trying to relax. Seriously Kellogg's, WTF?



Boycott Kellogg's For Treatment Of Michael Phelps Petition
Holy Sh!t dude! I was laughing so hard I almost busted something!!! I actually saw him this morning in a commercial. I think he will do just fine. I am not sure boycotting is the answer. If you do it right it will hurt a lot of people that rely on you munching on pop-tarts. I know it sucks but just think of all the workers...
 
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