Bugs in my Bong!

[Horable]

I was loading up my bong, which I let sit with water in it, near my computer all day long.

Anyways, I was about to hit it, and i notice these very small white specks all over the bong glass, like little particles of ash or something.

Then, i noticed they were fucking moving, I was tripping out. Long story short, I think they were like little baby Aphids or something, there were about a hundred of them on the outside and inside of the bong, but not in the water, just on the glass.

I washed that shit out with really hot water, i dont see any remaining, but Im wondering, have i smoked those little bugs into my lungs before, im not sure. I have noticed I do sleep alot more nowadays, and my recovery after working out has been terrible, i wonder if its possible to get an infestation inside my body of those things, like in my brain or something.... ive heard of storys like that. fucking wierd


PS: Dont do drugs kids.

 

[Herb Fellow]

Re: Bugs in my Bong!?!?!?!

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I dunno why she swallowed that fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd, to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.
Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.
What a hog! To swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a goat.
Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat!
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog ...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat... She swallowed the goat to catch the dog...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a horse -
She's dead, of course.

There is no mention of Aphids, so, perhaps you won't die!

 

[Boss]

Re: Bugs in my Bong!?!?!?!

LOL! Nice

 

[Ugodmade]

Re: Bugs in my Bong!?!?!?!

I seen a movie called Bugs .. The guy is crazy and thinks he has Aphids inside him, convinces some chick that she had them to, he said the government had implanted the bugs in him so they would spread from him into other people. lol It was actually a great movie .The guy pulled all his teeth out with pliers and the blood was gushing and it looked so real . They had the whole house was done up in aluminum foil, looked like a huge grow room haha .. don't go crazy man i am sure your alright lol but check out the movie if you ever see it on its great to watch backed but isint everything better when your high

 

[fillabong420]

Re: Bugs in my Bong!?!?!?!

lol i dont think you ahave anything to worry about. maybe your body is being affected by a resin build up in your bong?lol i find when i smoke resin im DONE for about a week. therefore i clean everything out every month. but think about it, if your smoking bowls theyre prolly burning up or choking from the smoke.(the bugs) so smoke on. think of it as extra protein.

 

[GeorgiaToker]

Re: Bugs in my Bong!?!?!?!

^ I used to have a repair man buddy who would cut his cantaloupe up a few hours before he intended to eat it so the gnats or whatever could land on the slices. He claimed the indeed added protein

 

[ycuzican]

Re: Bugs in my Bong!?!?!?!

they just crawled in there to get high..

but seriously, i don't think you have any thing to worry about. they are fragile critters, and can't live in your body. its the wrong environment for them.

 

[Damagoman]

Re: Bugs in my Bong!?!?!?!

LMAO

Yeapper, probably just cough them up before they hurt ya'

 

[FashionLad]

Re: Bugs in my Bong!?!?!?!

I don't think you have anything to worry about.

Imagine if you did though, going to the doctor and the doctor sees little bugs growing in your lungs and shit. One of them just crawls out your nose at inappropriate times and only inappropriate times.

Seriously, you'll be fine. Think of it as extra proteine.

 

[Big dog]

Re: Bugs in my Bong!?!?!?!

I really don't think you have anything to worry about. But, I find it's always better to clean my pieces often. They just seem to smoke more smoothly when they're clean.

 

[Damagoman]

Re: Bugs in my Bong!?!?!?!

And they Draw easier to if they're clean

 

[Carrie8300]

Re: Bugs in my Bong!?!?!?!

I've always wondered how many bugs one would possibly consume while tokin anyways.... never know where there might be something in a outdoor bag you got.... ya know?

yeah...I would prolly make sure to keep my glass clean and now...lol your makin me want to go home and check all my glass....I need to clean mine soon...nothin like a clean first hit.

 

[GoldChico]

Re: Bugs in my Bong!?!?!?!

i doubt they'd do much damage if you smoked em, ya know, cuz they're burnt up and shit...

 

[TexasSmoke]

Re: Bugs in my Bong!?!?!?!

I don't think you have anything to worry about.

Imagine if you did though, going to the doctor and the doctor sees little bugs growing in your lungs and shit. One of them just crawls out your nose at inappropriate times and only inappropriate times.

Seriously, you'll be fine. Think of it as extra proteine.

LMAO. Thats way to funny- i can only imagine. Too funny man

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I dunno why she swallowed that fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd, to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.
Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.
What a hog! To swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a goat.
Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat!
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog ...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat... She swallowed the goat to catch the dog...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a horse -
She's dead, of course.

There is no mention of Aphids, so, perhaps you won't die!

Hopefully he wont

 

[StonyGeoff]

Re: Bugs in my Bong!?!?!?!

there Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly.
I Dunno Why She Swallowed That Fly,
Perhaps She'll Die.

There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Spider,
That Wriggled And Jiggled And Wiggled Inside Her.
She Swallowed The Spider To Catch The Fly.
But I Dunno Why She Swallowed That Fly -
Perhaps She'll Die.

There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Bird;
How Absurd, To Swallow A Bird!
She Swallowed The Bird To Catch The Spider
That Wriggled And Jiggled And Wiggled Inside Her.
She Swallowed The Spider To Catch The Fly.
But I Dunno Why She Swallowed That Fly -
Perhaps She'll Die

There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Cat.
Imagine That, She Swallowed A Cat.
She Swallowed The Cat To Catch The Bird ...
She Swallowed The Bird To Catch The Spider
That Wriggled And Jiggled And Wiggled Inside Her.
She Swallowed The Spider To Catch The Fly.
But I Dunno Why She Swallowed That Fly
Perhaps She'll Die

There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Dog.
What A Hog! To Swallow A Dog!
She Swallowed The Dog To Catch The Cat...
She Swallowed The Cat To Catch The Bird ...
She Swallowed The Bird To Catch The Spider
That Wriggled And Jiggled And Wiggled Inside Her.
She Swallowed The Spider To Catch The Fly.
But I Dunno Why She Swallowed That Fly
Perhaps She'll Die.

There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Goat.
Just Opened Her Throat And Swallowed A Goat!
She Swallowed The Goat To Catch The Dog ...
She Swallowed The Dog To Catch The Cat.
She Swallowed The Cat To Catch The Bird ...
She Swallowed The Bird To Catch The Spider
That Wriggled And Jiggled And Wiggled Inside Her.
She Swallowed The Spider To Catch The Fly.
But I Dunno Why She Swallowed That Fly
Perhaps She'll Die.

There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Cow.
I Don't Know How She Swallowed A Cow!
She Swallowed The Cow To Catch The Goat... She Swallowed The Goat To Catch The Dog...
She Swallowed The Dog To Catch The Cat...
She Swallowed The Cat To Catch The Bird ...
She Swallowed The Bird To Catch The Spider
That Wriggled And Jiggled And Wiggled Inside Her.
She Swallowed The Spider To Catch The Fly.
But I Dunno Why She Swallowed That Fly
Perhaps She'll Die.

There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Horse -
She's Dead, Of Course.

there Is No Mention Of Aphids, So, Perhaps You Won't Die!

 

[Smokin Moose]

What an absolutely delightful thread. I have not laughed so hard in ages. Thanks to all who contributed here, and huge raps to Herb Fellow!