Crunchitize it Cap'n!

[CapnCrunch]

Hey I'm new here. I glad to see that there is a haven for those who are peaceful. My name is Jen. Originally, I'm from The Lake of the Ozarks in Missouri, but I now live in Shittown Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. My first hit was taken with my dad--- he handed me his most valued Chong Bong. I'm spoiled, I know.

 

[Key West]

welcome to the boards

 

[CapnCrunch]

That's a fucking awesome cereal! Too bad I'm lactose intolerant.

 

[Mad Cow Steakho]

You live in Myrtle Beach? I am so sorry for you.
I had to pick glass shards out of my feet while waling along the so-called "beach". Good place to get wildly drunk and belligerent though, because in Myrtle Beach everyone is fighting with someone else.

 

[CapnCrunch]

I hate Myrtle Beach. It's too hard to make friends. I wish I still lived at the Lake of the Ozarks- now THAT's a place to go for Heads. There's Schwagstock. A bunch of fun.

 

[Shay_nug]

The Lake

Hey man, ahh I sent you a private message, but do you want me to call you tonight if I can get a bag?

 

[CapnCrunch]

Yeah, but I may not be home, so leave one of your super cool messages on my machine. If you don't get a bag, you can still call.