Dude, do you have my lighter?

Bic lighters I have a huge supply of and so do my friends seeing we steal eachothers lighters all the time without realizing it so it's no biggie. I only keep track of my lighter if I its one of my tourch ones cause it cost me like 15 bux but otherwise I dont really care.
 
i dont think i have ever bought a lighter in my life;
& i have three in my purse right now.
suukkkazzz.
your just too high, yet so am i...but now i gots me a lighter, ah ha!
 
IVe prolly lost at least a dozen lighters over the years.. but IVe probably found 3-4 lighters that werent mine the next day as well
 
Since there's no scientific means to determine the difference between a forgetful dolt and a thief, I would suggest holding the lighter in front of the person's face requesting a light and holding your thumb on the flint wheel ready to flick as opposed to handing the person the lighter, protecting yourself from both stupidity and dishonesty at the same time (whichever it may be).
 
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