First Ever Drug Test - Curve Ball - Help!

[frankiefy]

I have my first ever drug test coming up and I was all set to use synthetic urine when I found out something that will trash that idea........there's a physical involved. This is for a job I REALLY want and being my first time around with a test I could use any suggestions here. Thank you in advance.

Specifics that might help..............

I'm 6' 182 lbs and a regular smoker.......average 6 nights/week. I don't smoke multiple times a day and when I smoke it's a few pipe hits. I'm relatively active but don't actually work out. The last time I smoked was 11 days ago (Nov 9) and after all is said and done it will likely be 19-21 days by the time I have to take this urine test.

From my research, if I'm going to go the detox drink route it seems Ready Clean/Xxtra Clean seems to get the best reviews. Any other success stories? Any idea if this is detectable (I'm read so many conflicting stories)? I've also read about Palo Azul tea which seems to get good reviews. Then there's the simple dilution route with vitamin B12 to add the color.

Side note to the above........I have a bunch of test strips at home and tested myself on Monday AM with an obvious fail with only the "C" line appearing. I then tried the Stinger drink (suggested by the owner of a local headshop) and after I used it the "C" line was there and the "T" line was faintly there. I'm assuming this is a fail as well but don't know.

Any opinions on the above? I shouldn't have any problem stalling the test until I hit the 20 day mark from when I last smoked so hopefully that is working in my favor. I do smoke regularly, but not a ton when I do.

Thanks again, in advance, for anyone's help.

 

[Weed420]

If there's any viewable line at the thc mark thats a pass. You may be just fine with dilution the morning of the test.
Nothing cleans your system of thc metabolites. They are the only drug that is not water soluble. Thc heads directly to your fat cells and stays there till you either burn them off or they die naturally in about a month depending on your metabolism rate.

Exercise and stay hydrated
Eat a high fiber diet with possibly adding some metamucil to help keep the bowels moving.
3 days before the test switch to a red meat high fat diet and quit exercising
Drink 36 ounces of gatorade the morning of the test
Pee 3 or 4 times before the test
When taking the test
Pee a little in the toilet first
Pee 2 ounces in the collection cup
Pee the rest in the toilet.

The reasons.
80% of your thc metabolites are removed through your stool. If the stool isn't evacuated the thc metabolites gets reabsorbed through your intestines and heads back to fat cells again. When you change to a red meat high fat diet it does 2 things. It raises your creatine levels to allow for more dillution so that you don't fail the test. The fat tells the body to start saving fat cells again for a few days so that the thc metabolites don't enter the kidneys and liver and pass into the urine.

Midstream pee
The first and last of your pee is always the dirtiest. So use your midstream urine for the collection cup