How long does it take you personally to piss clean?

[Remedy808]

I know everyone is different when it comes to the amount of time it takes to rid your system of thc. I am wondering how long it has taken you personally to pass a urinalysis test. Please include your age, height, weight, and frequency of use. Hoping to collect some data for the community.

I'm 6 feet tall, weigh about 240. I wake up in the morning and start my day with infused sugar in my coffee. I smoke all day, both flower and dabs. I also use edibles frequently.

It has taken me 2 months to produce a clean piss test, which was required for employment.

Please only include your personal results, not what you read or heard. I am hoping this thread can be a reference tool for folks to estimate how long it will take them to get clean.

Thank you in advance for your time!

 

[Hdinkleman]

in the past i could smoke a couple grams and then piss clean three days later.
but those days were only when i 100% knew i was clean before that day and then i wouldnt smoke again till a week later. and on and on.

i went to jail on a parole violation. i had been dabbing for a month straight beforehand on top of my normal joint everytime i left the house to do a delivery as well. i was loaded with thc lol.

got woken up i my cell for a suprise piss test in jail 18 days later and pissed clean. i had been saying to the co doing the test i was gonna be dirty for pot because i had come into jail less than 30 days ago and figured the thc was still in my system.

i have been piss tested on and off since 2002, i have only pissed dirty
2 times in 100s of piss tests. also was on the federal supervised release color system where i usually was tested at least 2-3 times a week for the first 6 months.
i can literally piss on command nowadays lol

 

[Barney86]

After being a solid toker for 15 years I had to stop for work. Took me just over 3 months to pass at home with a 7drug tester kit that's got the pH checker and temp bar etc on it. Job ended up falling through so just went back to smoking lol.
I was 30 at the time. About 12 stone. I was drinking detox drinks, fresh orange, couple gallon of fluids every day. No official excerise but I work in construction so not like I have an easy day.
If you're clean already though and go mad with it for a bit it's out pretty quickly. I've got a mate that only smokes on a Friday and he gets tested on Monday mornings at a rediculous rate. Never been an issue for him.

 

[Hdinkleman]

After being a solid toker for 15 years I had to stop for work. Took me just over 3 months to pass at home with a 7drug tester kit that's got the pH checker and temp bar etc on it. Job ended up falling through so just went back to smoking lol.
I was 30 at the time. About 12 stone. I was drinking detox drinks, fresh orange, couple gallon of fluids every day. No official excerise but I work in construction so not like I have an easy day.
If you're clean already though and go mad with it for a bit it's out pretty quickly. I've got a mate that only smokes on a Friday and he gets tested on Monday mornings at a rediculous rate. Never been an issue for him.

i actually like smoking less often nowadays. i usually only smoke once a day, which is at night after i get home from work

 

[Barney86]

i actually like smoking less often nowadays. i usually only smoke once a day, which is at night after i get home from work

Im the same these days mate. Half gram most days, bit more at the weekend when im off work. Got a toddler so don't get to get pie eyed very often lol.

 

[Remedy808]

in the past i could smoke a couple grams and then piss clean three days later.
but those days were only when i 100% knew i was clean before that day and then i wouldnt smoke again till a week later. and on and on.

i went to jail on a parole violation. i had been dabbing for a month straight beforehand on top of my normal joint everytime i left the house to do a delivery as well. i was loaded with thc lol.

got woken up i my cell for a suprise piss test in jail 18 days later and pissed clean. i had been saying to the co doing the test i was gonna be dirty for pot because i had come into jail less than 30 days ago and figured the thc was still in my system.

i have been piss tested on and off since 2002, i have only pissed dirty
2 times in 100s of piss tests. also was on the federal supervised release color system where i usually was tested at least 2-3 times a week for the first 6 months.
i can literally piss on command nowadays lol

Thats a lot of piss tests! Lol..

Thanks for sharing your story and experience.

 

[Remedy808]

After being a solid toker for 15 years I had to stop for work. Took me just over 3 months to pass at home with a 7drug tester kit that's got the pH checker and temp bar etc on it. Job ended up falling through so just went back to smoking lol.
I was 30 at the time. About 12 stone. I was drinking detox drinks, fresh orange, couple gallon of fluids every day. No official excerise but I work in construction so not like I have an easy day.
If you're clean already though and go mad with it for a bit it's out pretty quickly. I've got a mate that only smokes on a Friday and he gets tested on Monday mornings at a rediculous rate. Never been an issue for him.

3 months til clean??! That's a long time! I had to look up how much 12 stone was. ~168 pounds. That 3 month timeframe shook my core! Lol..

Its been a few years since my last drug test. Had an accident at work and was dirty as hell. Forced me to quit again. I have to piss clean before returning to work. I'll also be subject to 2 randoms a year for 2 years(calender is set!). I'm knocking on 40's door now and gained some weight since my last test. Hoping this time I'm still around the 2 month period. That 3 month timeframe is haunting me!

Thanks for sharing Barney!

 

[Barney86]

3 months til clean??! That's a long time! I had to look up how much 12 stone was. ~168 pounds. That 3 month timeframe shook my core! Lol..

Its been a few years since my last drug test. Had an accident at work and was dirty as hell. Forced me to quit again. I have to piss clean before returning to work. I'll also be subject to 2 randoms a year for 2 years(calender is set!). I'm knocking on 40's door now and gained some weight since my last test. Hoping this time I'm still around the 2 month period. That 3 month timeframe is haunting me!

Thanks for sharing Barney!

It surprised me too mate.
I now nave a double dose of quickfix 2.0 wrapped in heat pads sitting in my toolbox.
A few quick slaps, 10 seconds of shaking and a half hour are all i need

 

[Remedy808]

Thanks for the tip! Googleing quick fix 2.0 now!

 

[jetsgrower]

I get drug tested at work every 2 to 5 months the policy was drugs but now they allow the great green herb

 

[Remedy808]

I get drug tested at work every 2 to 5 months the policy was drugs but now they allow the great green herb

Lucky! I work on the docs which is technically a federal workplace. I have my medical card, but it's of no use. I still can't wrap my head around that. I can take all the doctor prescribed opiates I want. If I smoke some weed at night to help with pain while I sleep, i can lose my job. Even with a prescription. What a load of crap

 

[jetsgrower]

Lucky! I work on the docs which is technically a federal workplace. I have my medical card, but it's of no use. I still can't wrap my head around that. I can take all the doctor prescribed opiates I want. If I smoke some weed at night to help with pain while I sleep, i can lose my job. Even with a prescription. What a load of crap

fuckin load of bullshit cant even take the meds you want but they will allow fuckin pills that kill people that's the world we live in though

 

[Remedy808]

fuckin load of bullshit cant even take the meds you want but they will allow fuckin pills that kill people that's the world we live in though

Preach brother!!