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How long will it take?


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Wassup people, I'm SmittyBo!... I have a question... I plan on joining the military and of course I have to pass the piss test at MEPs. About me: I'm 18, 6'1, 150lbs and I smoked 6 to 8 blunts of mid daily every other day between the time of August 22, 2013 to November 18, 2013... My question is, how can I clean my system naturally, and how long will it take to clean my system? I would like to join in January... Thank you all and Happy Thanksgiving!



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Nothing cleans your system of thc metabolites. They are the only drug that is not water soluble. Thc heads directly to your fat cells and stays there till you either burn them off or they die naturally in about a month depending on your metabolism rate.

Exercise and stay hydrated
Eat a high fiber diet with possibly adding some metamucil to help keep the bowels moving.
3 days before the test switch to a red meat high fat diet and quit exercising
Drink 36 ounces of gatorade the morning of the test
Pee 3 or 4 times before the test
When taking the test
Pee a little in the toilet first
Pee 2 ounces in the collection cup
Pee the rest in the toilet.

The reasons.
80% of your thc metabolites are removed through your stool. If the stool isn't evacuated the thc metabolites gets reabsorbed through your intestines and heads back to fat cells again. When you change to a red meat high fat diet it does 2 things. It raises your creatine levels to allow for more dillution so that you don't fail the test. The fat tells the body to start saving fat cells again for a few days so that the thc metabolites don't enter the kidneys and pass into the urine.

Midstream pee
The first and last of your pee is always the dirtiest. So use your midstream urine for the collection cup


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With exercise and a high fiber diet you can probably be clean by January. Pickup some cheap thc test strips and test yourself to see how its going. And still do some dilution the morning of the test even if you have been peeing clean. THC metabolite rates can vary from day to day.
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