Hello fellow Chiefs.
I am 26.75 years old - 5'9" - 185 lbs - I have smoked every day 2-5 bowls a day for the last 10 years.
I am moving to ND to work on an oil rig. I will have to submit a U/A on the spot immediately following the INTERVIEW. The interview could be in as little as 7 days, possibly 21 days.
In the interests of sticking it to the man everywhere and helping further the knowledge of what works on a pee cleanse and what does not, I will be posting my personal results. Jobs now know to look for cleansers and fake pee. I have passed many tests in the past using the basic concept:
***************BURN FAT LIKE CRAZY - PEE LIKE CRAZY - SWEAT LIKE CRAZY********************
******************DON'T SMOKE UNTIL YOU HAVE PASSED YOUR TEST(S)***********************
I have had a 5 day head start. Here is what I have been doing so far:
#1. I quit smoking pot
#2. Dialed the nicotine waaaaay down. Nicotine slows metabolic rate.
Diet:
Because I don't want to show up to an interview for an oil rig as a stick person I have chosen a diet that will still allow me to build/maintain muscle. Basically eggs, bananas, chicken breast, raw veggies. That's it. No salts whatsoever. No processed anything. No dairy, no wheat, no sugar. Seriously, eggs, bananas, chicken breast, raw veggies.
The goal is to metabolize/burn the fat that contains THC. You can't burn fat if you take in a bunch of fat. You also can't burn fat if you take in NO fat. Your body will conserve fat if you don't give it some to let it know... "hey we've got fat coming in, its ok to burn some".
In order to digest food efficiently, I eat 30 minutes before and after I intake fluid. I don't eat with a belly full of water.
To Cleanse:
Minimum 2 - 3 gal water a day
500 mg of niacin daily
Raw Cranberry juice 1/2 liter daily (mixed with water to be easier on kidneys)
100 mg cranberry fruit pills (1 pill at a time with water - 4-5 pills daily)
To Burn Fat:
Day A: 4 mile run (45 min cardio)
Day B: Heavy lifting workout with few breaks, keeping heart rate up (30 min)
Alternate days until day before test day.
1 Vitamin B Complex tablet at meal times (3 / day) B Vitamins convert food to energy instead of fat
Green Tea Extract + Rhodiola 3 in the AM 3 in afternoon
To Sweat:
Days A & B: Sauna at the end of the night for 15 minutes, shower to cool, repeat 3-4 times. Sweating for 1 hour total, drinking tons of water throughout the process. *this is not healthy, but sweating is necessary*
This is my strategy. I will let you know how it goes. I will be ordering at home THC test strips and will wait to pursue the interview until I have passed 2 home tests. My goal is to be clean in 7 days. This particular time, the day before the test day I will reverse my metabolism and eat about 3,000-4,000 calories and chill the fuck out.. no working out. Supposedly, this method will keep the THC from coming out in my urine. I will get back with the results
I am 26.75 years old - 5'9" - 185 lbs - I have smoked every day 2-5 bowls a day for the last 10 years.
I am moving to ND to work on an oil rig. I will have to submit a U/A on the spot immediately following the INTERVIEW. The interview could be in as little as 7 days, possibly 21 days.
In the interests of sticking it to the man everywhere and helping further the knowledge of what works on a pee cleanse and what does not, I will be posting my personal results. Jobs now know to look for cleansers and fake pee. I have passed many tests in the past using the basic concept:
***************BURN FAT LIKE CRAZY - PEE LIKE CRAZY - SWEAT LIKE CRAZY********************
******************DON'T SMOKE UNTIL YOU HAVE PASSED YOUR TEST(S)***********************
I have had a 5 day head start. Here is what I have been doing so far:
#1. I quit smoking pot
#2. Dialed the nicotine waaaaay down. Nicotine slows metabolic rate.
Diet:
Because I don't want to show up to an interview for an oil rig as a stick person I have chosen a diet that will still allow me to build/maintain muscle. Basically eggs, bananas, chicken breast, raw veggies. That's it. No salts whatsoever. No processed anything. No dairy, no wheat, no sugar. Seriously, eggs, bananas, chicken breast, raw veggies.
The goal is to metabolize/burn the fat that contains THC. You can't burn fat if you take in a bunch of fat. You also can't burn fat if you take in NO fat. Your body will conserve fat if you don't give it some to let it know... "hey we've got fat coming in, its ok to burn some".
In order to digest food efficiently, I eat 30 minutes before and after I intake fluid. I don't eat with a belly full of water.
To Cleanse:
Minimum 2 - 3 gal water a day
500 mg of niacin daily
Raw Cranberry juice 1/2 liter daily (mixed with water to be easier on kidneys)
100 mg cranberry fruit pills (1 pill at a time with water - 4-5 pills daily)
To Burn Fat:
Day A: 4 mile run (45 min cardio)
Day B: Heavy lifting workout with few breaks, keeping heart rate up (30 min)
Alternate days until day before test day.
1 Vitamin B Complex tablet at meal times (3 / day) B Vitamins convert food to energy instead of fat
Green Tea Extract + Rhodiola 3 in the AM 3 in afternoon
To Sweat:
Days A & B: Sauna at the end of the night for 15 minutes, shower to cool, repeat 3-4 times. Sweating for 1 hour total, drinking tons of water throughout the process. *this is not healthy, but sweating is necessary*
This is my strategy. I will let you know how it goes. I will be ordering at home THC test strips and will wait to pursue the interview until I have passed 2 home tests. My goal is to be clean in 7 days. This particular time, the day before the test day I will reverse my metabolism and eat about 3,000-4,000 calories and chill the fuck out.. no working out. Supposedly, this method will keep the THC from coming out in my urine. I will get back with the results
