Pot Smoker Accused of Trying to Bribe Urine Tester

[Weedpipe]

GRAND JUNCTION, CO | A pot-smoking parolee in Colorado faces criminal charges for allegedly offering a cash bribe to try to pass a drug test.

Police say 34-year-old Chad M. Thomas of Palisade tried Jan. 3 to bribe a state worker to allow him to use a device called a "Whizzinator" to pass a drug test he had to take while on parole.

Thomas allegedly said he had a medical marijuana card, though a Colorado marijuana card doesn't clear parolees from mandatory drug tests.

Prosecutors say Thomas offered a state worker $300 after the worker found him with the "Whizzinator".

The "Whizzinator" is a device of tubing and heater packs attached to a prosthetic penis sold to cheat drug tests.

Thomas now faces felony bribery charges.




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[Weed420]

Dummy. He would have had an arguement if he had just pissed dirty, but getting caught trying to cheat on a wizz quiz is an automatic felony.

 

[Pythaglio]

There are only a couple of States that have criminalized cheating on a whiz quiz.

I've often wondered about the psyche of those who take the job of watching other people urinate to make a living.

'So, what do you do for a living?'
'Oh, I'm in urination. But I really wanted a job watching people defecate. I hope to be promoted to stool samples soon.'

 

[Weed420]

I've seen worse than that. I've seen where drug techs will actually smell the urine to check if its the real deal.lol Somebody taking there job a little too seriously.

 

[Jim Finnel]

the only sure way is to taste test

 

[Nicademus]

the only sure way is to taste test

You know this from personal experience? Just jokin. Thanks you made me rofl IRL.

 

[Jim Finnel]

You know this from personal experience? Just jokin. Thanks you made me rofl IRL.

glad i could make you laugh, its the best medicine, especially when mixed with a proper dose of Cannabis