Prince Harry

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Henry Charles Albert David Mountbatten-Windsor (1984) is third in line to the British throne.

Prince Harry, became dubbed "Prince Harry Pothead" after his pot-smoking ways were revealed in the media.

According to media reports, young Prince Harry, who turned 17 in September 2001, would carouse with his friends at the local Rattlebone Inn, then bring them back to his father's palace at Highgrove. There, in a soundproof basement lair dubbed "Club H," Harry entertained his pals with a well-stocked bar and phat joints.

British tabloid News of the World broke the story on January 13, 2002, about eight months after the fact, under the headline "Harry's Drugs Shame." According to the paper, household staff had noticed the smell of pot and finked on the young prince.

The tabloid revealed that Prince Charles had taken his son for a day-long visit to Featherstone Lodge, a "rehabilitation centre" for h****n users. Prince Harry got a former h****n user as his "buddy" for the day, and "heard stories of addicts moving from cannabis to c*****e and h****n."

Charles and eldest son William then had "a long talk" with the youngest prince, and convinced him to promise to swear off of pot forever. Prince Harry is also now proudly "virtually teetotal," wisely drinking only when he isn't planning to drive as well.

Interestingly, while he was smoking pot, Prince Harry had passed 12 "O levels" at Eton, one more than his straight-edge older brother, who is widely regarded as the brighter.

Despite his harsh treatment of his son's toking ways, Prince Charles doesn't seem opposed to the use of cannabis as medicine. In December 1998 and again in May 2000, Charles publicly asked elderly multiple sclerosis sufferers if they had tried marijuana. "Have you tried taking cannabis? I have heard it's the best thing for it," Charles asked a wheelchair bound woman while touring a medical facility in 1998.

Before Bonnie Prince Harry was caught toking up, the last confirmed report of pot-smoking on royal ground was in 1965, when the Beatles fired up a doobie in the Buckingham palace bathroom before meeting Her Majesty.

Prince Charles could easily have foretold his son's future pot-smoking ways had he been more hip to the astrological influence of pot-culture slang. Prince Harry was born at precisely 4:20pm.
 
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