Quirky effects of cannabis

[greenmonkey]

My old mates and i always used to end up stroking our stubble / goaties in a thoughtful way. For some reason...it was only my circle of friends..perhaps it was the mirroring thingy. But strange to the on lookers nontheless.

And of course....the cheesey grin of extremely potent skunk.

we are discovering the meaning of life and the energy that binds all matter together . yes nigel and how super blazed we are. mmm yes.

me too man, back in senoir year of HS i had grown out my bread to look like abe lincoln and after smoking a blunt i would get my afro pick and comb my beard. get so high id leave it in my beard and forget about, went down to the store to buy more blunts and kept wondering how everyone there knew i was so high. nope it was the pick in my beard

 

[CookieMan]

When i wore contacts my eyes would get so dry the contacts would peel off and would not sit right. it was so bad i started wearing glasses.

 

[Smokin Moose]

^lol, you and my mate Matty are as bad as each other.

 

[Herb Fellow]

One night at work, I found myself standing in the ladies restroom! All of a sudden, I realized where I was, but could not remember where I was going. Then I knew, it was time to get high.

 

[Big dog]

Okay, I'll admit it. Sometimes, when I get really high, I also get really horny!

 

[Smokin Moose]

Big dog, when I smoked the Brazillian Haze I grew, the crack of dawn was at risk lol. Fair dinkum mate, I felt like a stud stallion. I don't get that off indicas, so to keep the wife happy, I will be growing a Haze in every grow from here on lol. And pot is a damn sight cheaper than Viagra.

 

[Boss]

LOL

 

[PFlynn]

Big dog, when I smoked the Brazillian Haze I grew, the crack of dawn was at risk lol. Fair dinkum mate, I felt like a stud stallion. I don't get that off indicas, so to keep the wife happy, I will be growing a Haze in every grow from here on lol. And pot is a damn sight cheaper than Viagra.

 

[shwag inA bag]

lol

 

[tonystarks]

Moose, you are a riot! I know I'm ripped when i start talking backwards like I'm tripping down Lake Shore Drive in the middle of winter One of my buddies likes to video tape us testing new batches and it is so funny listening to me talk. I swear that I am saying amazing shit and its all backwards and jibberish

 

[Urdedpal]

I seem to pee longer and more frequent when I am high or at least afterwards.

 

[Abagadda]

This might just be me, but whenever i get extremely high i get a feeling similar to my skin melting ultra heavy but light it's very wierd and hard to explaon but it only happens if i get really stoned

 

[Smokin Moose]

^I get that from heavy indicas.

 

[Boss]

I tend to invent stuff that I am too lazy to make and patent. Then 10 years later, there it is, and my wife says to me "You lazy bastard, we could be rich!"

I think I solved the whole number of dimensions problem, and black holes when I was high, even wrote it all down and drew it. Too lazy to get somone that knows math to test it though.

They would probably just say "What? Are you high?"

 

[kickstart]

I pass out in front of the fridge.

 

[Boss]

 

[weedyMcBong]

Sometimes, when I've smoked enough, I move from one end of the house to the next looking for the fridge, even if I started out in the kitchen.

 

[Herb Fellow]

You know how everyone says you need to become one with nature. Well, I have become one with such things as the lazy boy, the couch, the bed and my computer chair. Oooomm

 

[PFlynn]

^I hear that Fellow except I become one with the pipe.

 

[wannahit]

I have buddy that has a lazy eye,not really all that noticable when sober,but when we get some funky skunky his eye will damn near close.He laughs and says thats his thc meter.