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Mercury Trismagistus

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You can't beat just munching it down, the Counselor thought. Sure it was gritty. That's life. That's why you cook it first. Or not. He had been through all the Extracts, and some of them had knocked it out of the frigggin' park, that was for sure. But you had to be careful in terms of the dosages, or you might just find yourself hugging a tree out in Meigs County like poor Billy did. But what you don't want to do, under any circumstances, is to apply to change your species to Ruminant. That gets them really nervous. And don't kid yourself, they don't give a rat's ass down at your local Health Department that Cows are sacred in India. They just don't grok that kind of stuff in there. And you better believe "there is going to be a problem with the paperwork, Mr. Angus". Civil Servants my ass. I can see why people move to Varanasi now. They are just trying to strangle hard-foraging folks in this country with paperwork delays. Who has time for that? What a world.

Namaste,
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And never forget...Om is just Moo said backwards. You do the math.
 
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