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stoneymaroney

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Hello All!
I have smoked for almost 28 years. I smoke daily... a bowl in the morning and the evenings at the least. I did go on hiatus about 6 years ago and it took about 3 months to pass a urine test, with no change in what I drank, etc. Of course, I started smoking again. I just found out that I have a test in 4 weeks. It is by an independent company at my school, before acceptance into the respiratory therapy program. I am freaking out. I am 5'3" and weigh 180lbs. (munchies, anyone??) I have read about synthetic, but am pretty sure they are on to that one... Please give advice on how I can cleanse my own system. I have already had the nightmare of not having someone else's clean urine at the right temp.... Although, I do have hefty boobs that I am pretty sure would help with that. BUT, what would I store it in? ugh.... I am already a bundle of nerves... lets smoke!
 

BigSwole90

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4 weeks is NOT enough time. Please don't listen to the one month rule especially since youre career is at stake. It took me about 2 months to be clean and I am a powerlifter with massive amounts of muscle and do fat burning exercise daily. At 5'3 180lb no offense but it will possibly take you even longer than 2 months. My stats are 6'1 240lb of mostly muscle so you can kinda go off that. Since you have 4 weeks to prepare for this test, I suggest you study. I have not tried it yet but all my friends basically just get a 3-4 FL ounce travel fluid bottle from walmart or whatever, get a beepless digital thermometer which would be easily stored in your boobs lol and a good hand warmer. Practice how long it stays at 98 degrees and then go off that. OR since you have 4 weeks you could buy the urinator which is digital and will keep it perfect. Just trying to help the community!
 

stoneymaroney

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Hi Big,
I don't take any offense... I think I will take your advice and practice, though. I wonder if there are containers with temp strip on them?? I have no idea where to look for this, though. Thanks for the input.
 

Weed420

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Hi Big,
I don't take any offense... I think I will take your advice and practice, though. I wonder if there are containers with temp strip on them?? I have no idea where to look for this, though. Thanks for the input.
There are also powdered urine that is available that will pass any test. Thats probably the best way to go with health care related jobs. I have seen other people pass with the synthetics that uric acid added to them. Most smoke shops and porn shops carry synthetic urine, the real powdered might be a little harder to find.
You're not going to be able to get clean in a month. As you probably already know it takes fat cells at least a month to die off and thats where the THC metabolites reside. You can burn them off quicker with exercise and eating a high fiber diet.
You can still try to get clean naturally but buy some cheap thc test strips so you can test yourself at home.
 

stoneymaroney

New Member
Weed420,
For this test, I am subbing. I have a reputable source, and I have a little time to practice so I won't be all nerved up! The test is at my school so I can even practice there.
I am going to try to clean myself in the event I get a "surprise" when I begin my clinical rotations. However... I like your idea of the test strips at home to monitor progress. I will post results as they happen. So the process of high fiber/exercise/abstinence will have to wait until tomorrow! :bong: What are the best companies to deal with?
And do you think that any of the supplements would help me cleanse any faster by adding them to the high fiber?
All your input is appreciated!
:peace:
 

Weed420

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Sounds like you've got a good plan.
Pretty much all test strips are the same, they're federally regulated. I buy cheap ones off of ebay for about $1.30 each.
Metamucil can help to get clean.
Here's the reason.
80% of your thc metabolites are removed through your stool. If the stool isn't evacuated the thc metabolites gets reabsorbed through your intestines and heads back to fat cells again. When you change to a red meat high fat diet it does 2 things. It raises your creatine levels to allow for more dillution so that you don't fail the test. The fat tells the body to start saving fat cells again for a few days so that the thc metabolites don't enter the kidneys and liver and pass into the urine.
 

Alwayzzz29

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Some drug testing labs have caught on to substitutions. They can make you change into a gown and also may observe you filling the cup. So just keep this in mind with the substitution. I did a test run with QCarbo 20, followed the instructions and took 3 home test 2-3 hour intervals and passed them all. Better safe than sorry. I would do the QCarbo 20 along with the substitution just in case this happens. I know a lot of people say they can't watch you unless it's court ordered, but having you get naked and change into a gown helps prevent substitutions. Good luck.
 

Weed420

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Some drug testing labs have caught on to substitutions. They can make you change into a gown and also may observe you filling the cup. So just keep this in mind with the substitution. I did a test run with QCarbo 20, followed the instructions and took 3 home test 2-3 hour intervals and passed them all. Better safe than sorry. I would do the QCarbo 20 along with the substitution just in case this happens. I know a lot of people say they can't watch you unless it's court ordered, but having you get naked and change into a gown helps prevent substitutions. Good luck.
Usually no professional health facility will watch you change clothes, its considered very unprofessional. Jack them on it if they try. Just try and embarrass them and tell them you are offended that they are acting so unprofessional.
They are not allowed to watch unless they have reasonable suspicion that you are trying to cheat and if thats what they're saying then jack them about that too and ask whats the reasonable suspicion for being watched. Wrong answers on their part can mean big lawsuits and they don't like paying those huge malpractice insurance premiums.
 
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