I had a huge container of roaches once. Hundreds of 'em. A friend of mine had no weed, so I proposed an idea. She would take my roaches, break them up, then roll new joints. She could keep every third joint.
About a week later, she gave me my pile. I called them "slave joints" since I contracted out the labor.
Yeah one boring sat night my friend and I tried to scavenge for weed with no luck. We just wanted a small high we weren’t asking for much. So I came up with the idea of plucking weed up from the carpet below the desk we usually roll on. Mission accomplished we managed to pack a bowl twice off of the carpet weed. It was weed from the carpet but man it got us high.