The Ten Commandments of Pot

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I saw this on some site and I thought it was a good summation of proper weed etiquette :smokin:

"The Ten Commandments of Pot"

The Golden Rule works for pot:
If a friend has nothing to smoke and you do, smoke them up.
If you've got munchies and drink and he doesn't, let him have a bit of yours.

Left-Hand Rule: Always pass to the left.
That way if you're driving in a car, The Driver never has to reach behind him to grab the joint.
Not that we would ever drive & do drugs at the same time. Heaven Forbid!

He who rolls a joint gains automatic sparking privileges.
If he rolls a nice joint, tell him so.
If he does not wish to spark, he may pass the privilege to someone else.

Never complain about somebody else's weed.
They didn't have to include you...
Don't knock it, free pot is good pot.

Never turn down a toke, unless you are too stoned (hay it happens).
Pity he who is too stoned.

Valid Medical Patients
A Valid Medical Patient Does Have The Right To Smoke Alone
If They Feel They Do Not Have Enough To Share.
Remember It's Their Medicine!

A match is a match:
Try to never match pinners to anything bigger, it's just impolite.
Come to think of it, never roll a pinner.
If you absolutely must roll a pinner due to lack of pot, apologize profusely.

Always:
Declare a bowl cashed if you think it is.
Reload.
The person who brought the bud picks the music.

The little things that kill:
Never miss 4:20.
Thou shalt not triple toke.
Save all your roaches for a "rainy day"
Never Clean Anyone Else's Bowl Without Permission.















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I like those and its funny those are basically what i do. But i dont smoke and drive i dont like having anything in my car. I like sittin back in the lazy boy and bazing a nice fat one. And around here who ever calls duece or second thats the way the L goes.
 
those are pretty funny, i agree with them for the mostpart....but usually if i miss 420 then i make up for it with bongrips at 10:10....i dunno why that time, but its been somewhat of a tradition for fellow tokers of my town.
 
pretty basic rules of respect among the stoner culture.
I just don't like the "you never turn down a toke" because there are thousands of reasons why you may have to.
 
I'm gonna take a hand a photoshoping them into stone tablets. . . we'll see how it turns out, i think it would look good :) or better yet, on a hemp scroll. . . yeah i'll do a hemp scroll
 
awesome, gonna print thoseand hang em on me wall
 
brett if u print it out u gotta take a pic of it thats a tight idea... mann those rules are soo true tho
 
brett2themax said:
I'm gonna take a hand a photoshoping them into stone tablets. . . we'll see how it turns out, i think it would look good :) or better yet, on a hemp scroll. . . yeah i'll do a hemp scroll

And when ya do make it....

Instead of going like...

1.
2.
3.

Use Roman Numerals and instead of a period use a mini-leaf.....

But maybe we should revise the rules to make 'em a bit more current....

I never apologize more than once no matter what quality of grass it is...if they don't like it, then they don't hafta smoke it with me, plain and simple. Anyone who rags on me about it for longer than 30 seconds automatically gets cut from the next circle. Same with the pinner thing. Why apologize more than once? Grass can be expensive...any self respecting head should realize that. Unless you grow it...then good for you...come on down to Florida and bring me a care package, hehehe.

Just my measely two cents..take it or "leaf" LOL it.....

Shag-gy

:smokin:
 
The dont triple toke doesnt apply round these parts the standard rules are "4 bun pass" :passitleft:

Unless however it is "gridlock" where its 1 toke and hold in untill joint gets back to you.

Also the passing on the left hand side doesnt count, u pass it in the direction of anyone other that yourself that contributed to the rolling of the spliff ie the person who donated a piece of there cigarette
 
^^ Marathon
 
Amen....
 
lol, I like those, I follow most of those "commandments of grass" If Moses himself had walked down the mountain with these commandments in his arms, possibly people may have listented, hell even I might have believed him and said, "there IS a god!"
 
You should change it so the one that says, Never turn down a toke unless you are to stoned too.

"Never turn down a toke. If you are to stoned, smoke yourself straight."

:p

That's what I do anyway, never turn down free toke!! :allgood: :allgood:
 
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