The true story about Paonia Purple Paralyzer

[Paonia Purple]

Hey everyone. My bud Jessica did some awesome research and interviews to compile the following history article. There's a version circulating on the web that she says is extracted from this article and badly so.

Any odd misspellings are my own fault, due to the difficulties of OCR'ing a PDF file.

Tracking the Seed.
ln a small agricultural community not far from you or me a legend was born. Like many legends it has humble beginnings, powerful enchantment & opportune occurrences.
The Paonia Purple Paralyzer (P.P.P.) is said to have been so potent that it would “paralyze one for hours“ according to one 1970‘s partaker of the original strain. It is also said to have been a deep purple color due to the fall evening chill in Paonia's North Fork Valley, hence the name. But did this abundant crop grown in the 70’s & 80's originate there too? A closer look into its roots from the pioneer growers reveals the real story.
Journeying back to a time when America was in civil & inter-national unrest in the late l960’s, reveals a catalytic time for many free-thinking adults. In this divided time, some young people opted for an awakening within themselves & the world. Many of our young men left to fight in the Vietnam War, while others ventured across the seas to expand global awareness.
During this time in the North Fork Valley, fruit farmers & ranchers were cultivating this land in rural farming areas such as Paonia, Crawford & Hotchkiss. Shortly after the war, an insurgence of like-hearted people from all over the country came to the plentiful valley to sow seeds of their own. For these folks, hashish and other hallucinogens were the major drugs of choice. So, from far across the world, Tibetan Temple Ball Hashish &. Nepalese String hashish from the Afghani lndica Plant were carefully imported to our region.
This hash originally came from a connection who was supplying “black gummy hash" to the U.S. Although illegal in Nepal now, hashish was legal until the late l970s. Bill, a CO resident and consumer of the Temple Ball Hash says, “When I was in Nepal in the I970‘, there were these balls of hash the size of baseballs that the Sadhu would bring around. l tried smoking a tiny bit of one once & my body was so paralyzed that I couldn‘t move for hours.“
Encyclopedia Britannica defines the Sadhu as a “religious ascetic or holy person” Many of the highly spiritual Sadhus live in temples and practice an art form of extracting hash from the buds of the female Afghani lndica plant. They rub the crystalline buds in a heavy muslin sheath sometimes pulling seeds along with it. Then the cloth is scraped and hand rolled into hash balls and sticks, thus making it possible to transport the hashish & possibly seeds of the purest Afghani lndica to cross all the borders and grace our valley during that time.
Construction in the early l970‘s of Sunshine Mesa (above Paonia) offered trades for this hash & cash to many young workers. Which brings us to a testimony from one of the heroes of this story — Papa Gangee a.k.a. Johnny WeedSeed.
It was around I974 & he was hanging out with a Boulder guy for whom he did masonry work. “He was a big time Boulder drug guy,” said Papa Gangee. “I did a lot of work on his house. Every time he'd go to pay me, he’d get me so stoned so that he'd get a better deal out of me. This one time, he had a coffee table and there were 3 black balls the size of softballs of black hash on this coffee table. He passed out on the couch...l get up & hit the coffee table. A ball rolls off the coffee table, and l pick it up & I’m trying to get it back together. And l look down on the floor and there’s these seeds.”
Papa Gangee then says he couldn’t resist knocking the other balls off the table & grabbing the seeds in them too, totaling I6 seeds, and leaving. He brought them to his friend Oklahoma Boy, who had property near Needle Rock in Crawford and grew the first crop of P.P.P. From there, he proliferated the attire North Fork Valley with seeds, including communes such as the Four Directions on the west end of Redlands Mesa.
Soon the P.P.P. seed flourished in the fertile volcanic soil & climate (similar to Afghanistan's) throughout our region taking on names like P-BUD, Redlands Mesa Red & Marcellina Thunderfuck (Named after a mountain above Paonia).
By the mid l970’s people from all over began hearing enchanting tales of the paralyzing effects of this tantalizing indica strain. Then, another local source stated that “The Paonia Purple Paralyzer gained so much popularity that in the mid 1970’s High Times published an article about it. That's when l was living in California, heard about it and told my friends “We have to go try that’“' This California witness was not alone. He & his friends along with many other weed connoisseurs poured into the valley throughout the 70s & 80s. However, several sources agree, that this brought a magnified level of exposure to the Federal Drug Agencies. It is accounted by local Paonia residents that the Agents directed patrols to eradicate this notorious strain over the late 70’s and throughout the mid 90‘s. This pressure from the Federal is said to have led to the extinction of the P.P.P....Until now.
As unbelievable and amazing as it sounds, yet entirely true, 35 Years ago 2 different proprietary growers of the P.P.P. stored 100’s of these pure seeds from the original crops. Will the legend of the Paonia Purple Paralyzer be resurrected to produce the same potent effects as before? Will more holders of the sacred seed unearth? As the story unveils, decades later, it is clear to see this legend was meant to be shared and apprised. Meanwhile, a grow facility in Ridgway, CO is currently cultivating a close comeback. “We feel fortunate to have the connections to receive these seeds. We hope to honor the origins & nostalgia of this influential strain and all of the original Paonia Purple Paralyzer farmers of this area, says General Manager David Niccum. And as Greenman, another North Fork Valley farmer, holds forth: "After decades of slumber, the Paonia Purple Paralyzer will finally awaken to its rightful place in the Sun, both literally and figuratively“
By Jessica Hines

 

[yooper rex]

Re: The true story about Paonia Purple Paralyzer.

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[Paonia Purple]

Re: The true story about Paonia Purple Paralyzer.

Sorry, Yooper, here is the text version.

 

[yooper rex]

Re: The true story about Paonia Purple Paralyzer.

Sorry, Yooper, here is the text version.

PP,
Thanks for taking care of that. Good read, luv to try some, better yet, grow some.

 

[Paonia Purple]

Re: The true story about Paonia Purple Paralyzer.

If their grow goes well, I may be able to obtain some seeds. I have my fingers crossed.

 

[vinceg1984]

Re: The true story about Paonia Purple Paralyzer.

Hey everyone. My bud Jessica did some awesome research and interviews to compile the following history article. There's a version circulating on the web that she says is extracted from this article and badly so.

Any odd misspellings are my own fault, due to the difficulties of OCR'ing a PDF file.

where there is PPP availability in California?

Vince

 

[Paonia Purple]

Re: The true story about Paonia Purple Paralyzer.

I don't know, Vince. The true strain has not been widely spread as far as I know.

 

[juror1]

Hey everyone. My bud Jessica did some awesome research and interviews to compile the following history article. There's a version circulating on the web that she says is extracted from this article and badly so.

Any odd misspellings are my own fault, due to the difficulties of OCR'ing a PDF file.

1 we were in Nepal not Tibet
2 yes on sunshine mesa
3 it was 10,000 seeds of afghani

 

[Jackalope]

Watch the P.P.P. thing. There is another strain from Nirvana that has the same name. I wouldn't be surprised if seeds are still out there. It was short for Pure Power Plant. It was a Durban Poison x Afghani

 

[juror1]

WAS CALLED pAONIA PUPLE - BECAUSE HE (XXXXX) INDTRODUCED IT INT PAONIA IN 1979
ON FARM nEARBY AND LIVED ON SUNSHINE MESA

 

[juror1]

yes she did awesome job

 

[ChrisHopkins]

Here is the a pic of the last seed of Paonia Purple Parylizer I had. One of eight that sprouted only one to make it. Hope to find a few in her.

 

[Mj76]

Watch the P.P.P. thing. There is another strain from Nirvana that has the same name. I wouldn't be surprised if seeds are still out there. It was short for Pure Power Plant. It was a Durban Poison x Afghani

Nirvana was the first place I ordered seeds from. PPP is Power Plant x White Widow.
That article was fantastic. I love the cannabis stories and folklore from the 70's. Obviously it would be amazing for those genetics to be available to us all...

 

[DabbinDave]

Hey everyone. My bud Jessica did some awesome research and interviews to compile the following history article. There's a version circulating on the web that she says is extracted from this article and badly so.

Any odd misspellings are my own fault, due to the difficulties of OCR'ing a PDF file.

I Dig the story..it's not all true but close...I wasn't going to say anything until I read the Thunder fuck mountain..I'm from Paonia, there isn't a mountain named that here... your confusing the Alaska legend in there with all that..and it's 2022 there has been no comeback of this strain......Get with it 420 magazine

 

[mikecalderon66]

Hey everyone. My bud Jessica did some awesome research and interviews to compile the following history article. There's a version circulating on the web that she says is extracted from this article and badly so.

Any odd misspellings are my own fault, due to the difficulties of OCR'ing a PDF file.

I grew up in grand jct in the 70s and 80s. We got the real deal purple paylizer it was purple and covered in tricromes big crystal ones. They use to collect in bottom of bag. We grew it in Fruita for a long time. I'm 59. I knew everyone that grew. Now it's just a myth. But I was there and it was real. I live in Montana now. And I still grow. But can't find those seeds anywhere

 

[mikecalderon66]

Hey everyone. My bud Jessica did some awesome research and interviews to compile the following history article. There's a version circulating on the web that she says is extracted from this article and badly so.

Any odd misspellings are my own fault, due to the difficulties of OCR'ing a PDF file.

I grew up in grand jct. In the 70s and 80s. We smoked a lot of the purple paralyzed. It was a big chance from the Colombian we were smoking. The price went way up to. But It was good. Big crystals that fell off in bottom of bag. We loved to smoke them. I still grow now and knew lots of people who grew the purple. It seem no matter how hard I try we can't find anything close. Maybe shatter. This stuff was real. Now just a myth. But I was there and it was real

 

[juror1]

I Dig the story..it's not all true but close...I wasn't going to say anything until I read the Thunder fuck mountain..I'm from Paonia, there isn't a mountain named that here... your confusing the Alaska legend in there with all that..and it's 2022 there has been no comeback of this strain......Get with it 420 magazine

as orig purveyor I do no doubt there is no strain avail, why do you think i spent 2 years in Colorado prison?

 

[juror1]

view from farm and house where story took place