Warezaholic's Skid Row Closet Grow

[warezaholic]

I see pizza delivery (and faulty equipment tickets) in my 65yo immediate future. (sighing)

 

[Pennywise]

I feel ya, I’m about to go back to work.

 

[warezaholic]

My degree of back injury severely limits my work options

 

[Pennywise]

As long as you can drive

 

[warezaholic]

I tried super Cropping and they wouldn't bend or knuckle. After a good pinch, I try to gently bend it; but twice with just a 20 degree or so bend, the branches just snapped. I taped em back with a hope they'll mend... I "Might Try" once more with more pinch on the circumference and les bending pressure from my fingers... I new I would screw it up. Likely "at least" 6 or more nug's may have just been destroyed.

This plant isn't just taking up a lot of height, it's getting to be 3ft round in a 2x4' area and has a bigger belly bulge than Mama Cass.

These little auto's are being suffocated of light a little bit more each day. I'm starting to wish, my closet was shaped like a "Big Bay Window".

 

[Pennywise]

Take your time and crush the branch before bending.

 

[warezaholic]

I intended to give that consideration on the next try but still apprehensive about it.

 

[Pennywise]

If it's very woody it most likely won't bend

 

[warezaholic]

That's more likely why they snapped. But could equally be my fault... after the harvest, I'll take her remains out to the woodpile for the next bonfire. lol

 

[Pennywise]

There ya go! Lol

 

[warezaholic]

My phone is dying and won't accept a charge until the phone is shut OFF . I'll get back here tonight

 

[Pennywise]

Ok take care

 

[warezaholic]

Ok, a few minutes charge here.

I got the super cropping down for this plant. I needed to pinch and roll the stem in my fingers like twisting a joint "all the way around"; how Ironic!

 

[Pennywise]

Yes break down the fibers before you bend.

 

[warezaholic]

The super cropped last night 10pm lights out.. Thirteen hours later and the tip of each bent branch is already growing "skyward"

Where I bent and heard the snap, didn't seem to seriously harm it.

 

[Pennywise]

They usually act like it doesn't faze them.

 

[warezaholic]

I am imagining how tall it would be if I hadn't topped it at early veg. It could be over 6ft not counting the 5 gal bucket.

I'm still thinning the big leaves (reducing it's girth and inner light/sight penetration

There must be some way to put all this overgrowth into a smokable form. I'm seeing nearly 3/4 lb dried.

 

[Pennywise]

Maybe oil, but I usually don't mess with fan leaves.

 

[warezaholic]

This plant has taken me to the level of love hate!
Love Growing,
Hate My Limitations!

At first I topped it @ node 7 then when still seedling, because (as it turns out) Dumb Luck! I am now at maximum light height and it's bending over.

Imagine how tall this thing would be if I didn't.

 

[Pennywise]

That's where training from the start comes in to play.