Worlds oldest Stash Found?

[sinbad]

People have found the Gobi man (from the Gobi Desert in China) with a 2 pound stash! They suspect this was used for special purposes while the THC content, indicates the Gobi man was adept at the use of herb.

 

[Captain Kronic]

When I was a kid, I found an stash of old ass roaches... damned things were like rocks!
Yeah... I smoked'em... what of it? LOL