nughugger420
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This is yet another tale of Uncle tom and myself, and i will try to speak in perfect english for all you spell checking fucks. We had planed to camp out back of my uncles house the night before I needed to go home. So we set up the tent, packed it full of pillows, gathered munchys, and rolled some joints for the fast approaching night. We had about 8 or so joints along with us when we finally laid under the stars.We smoked 5 joints a belive when something interupted. A huge winged animal smashed head on into our tent and as it screeched and flaped its wings i crawled under the blankets and piles of pillows as my dumb-fuck uncle stumbled outside. He; stoned as shyt screams "ITS A FUCKN TURKEY!" I crawl out of the tent in time to see my uncle run off into the darkness of the forest holding a stick chasing the winged beast saying "FUCKER, RUINED MY HIGH!" After a few moments of sitting in silents i grow worried, so i light a joint and get ready for a journey. As i take my first step into the forest knowing this is going to take forever to find him, I see him down the path running full speed at me. It took a few seconds for me to mutter the words "Whats the problem?". But before i could finish what i was saying Tom screams "THEY'RE FUCKN TRYNA GET MY PEANUT BUTTER" as he dives head first into the tent just missing the slit of an entrances and falling flat on his face, followed by 3 full grown cats that proceed to pounce upon him. I would help him, but you see i was smokeing a joint. 
He fight with the cats for a minute or two before i come to his rescue. I didn't know just what to do so I took a huge hit and breathed the smoke cloud over the killer kittys heads. 2 jump off hissing, and run away, yet one stay still trying to get my Uncle's so called "peanutbutter" I sit next to the both and kindly say to my uncle, "Just what the fuck dose this cat wont?" He shows me a mouse. And i slap it outta his hands and tell him its not a cookie. (The fucking crazy part is comeing up!). I hand him the now roach and light another as we watch the cat play with his live play toy for a minute. Out of no where a Owl sized bird comes out of the heaves flapping its huge wings hovering above the cat , preparing to get the mouse he came for, or so i thought. My uncle rises as I push him back down and tell him "This is just nature." My uncle is extremely pissed now. We watch thease two creatures fight over there diner, but it soon becomes a fight for life or death as the bird reachs down once more, yet instead of recovering with a mouse....HE NOW HOLD THE FULL GROWN CAT! The cat now screams for help, almost asking for Uncle Tom....Tom knows what he must do! As he raise to his feet, grabing a stone and staring ahead, i smile and know i must not hold him back once more. The bird was taking off and me, my uncle, and the cat knew we only had one try for this. My uncle throws the rock...and misses the bird nicking its wing. As it flutters, and slows down a moment my uncle lowers his head in defeat. I now raise to my feet holding a stone, I know what I must do. As the creature trys to escape into the darkness the cat lets out "MEOW!" and at that moment my uncles head pops up just to see me throw the rock as hard as i could. BAM! Feathers fly every were as the cat lands on his feet and the bird falls slaming into the dirt now dead. I puff on my joint as the cat slowly walks up to me now slumped onto the tree. He still holds the mouse in his teeth. I say "Come here!" as i walk to the tent and he follows behind. I open a pack of Oreos and look at him in his eyes. (The cat) . I blow a smoke cloud at him once more as i say the words " You dont wanna kill him now do you?". He stares at me for a moment. I toss my cookie on the ground infront of him. I blow another smoke cloud at him and at the time he must have grew sympathy for the mouse as he droped it and picked up the Oreo. He then scurryed off into the darkness of the woods. Tom and Me were too stoned and thought of this as just a every day thing. We thought nothing of it as we puffed upon our joints. But as i think back now....DAMN THATS FUCKN CRAZY!!!....AND PRETTY MEANINGFUL! just needed to share....
He fight with the cats for a minute or two before i come to his rescue. I didn't know just what to do so I took a huge hit and breathed the smoke cloud over the killer kittys heads. 2 jump off hissing, and run away, yet one stay still trying to get my Uncle's so called "peanutbutter" I sit next to the both and kindly say to my uncle, "Just what the fuck dose this cat wont?" He shows me a mouse. And i slap it outta his hands and tell him its not a cookie. (The fucking crazy part is comeing up!). I hand him the now roach and light another as we watch the cat play with his live play toy for a minute. Out of no where a Owl sized bird comes out of the heaves flapping its huge wings hovering above the cat , preparing to get the mouse he came for, or so i thought. My uncle rises as I push him back down and tell him "This is just nature." My uncle is extremely pissed now. We watch thease two creatures fight over there diner, but it soon becomes a fight for life or death as the bird reachs down once more, yet instead of recovering with a mouse....HE NOW HOLD THE FULL GROWN CAT! The cat now screams for help, almost asking for Uncle Tom....Tom knows what he must do! As he raise to his feet, grabing a stone and staring ahead, i smile and know i must not hold him back once more. The bird was taking off and me, my uncle, and the cat knew we only had one try for this. My uncle throws the rock...and misses the bird nicking its wing. As it flutters, and slows down a moment my uncle lowers his head in defeat. I now raise to my feet holding a stone, I know what I must do. As the creature trys to escape into the darkness the cat lets out "MEOW!" and at that moment my uncles head pops up just to see me throw the rock as hard as i could. BAM! Feathers fly every were as the cat lands on his feet and the bird falls slaming into the dirt now dead. I puff on my joint as the cat slowly walks up to me now slumped onto the tree. He still holds the mouse in his teeth. I say "Come here!" as i walk to the tent and he follows behind. I open a pack of Oreos and look at him in his eyes. (The cat) . I blow a smoke cloud at him once more as i say the words " You dont wanna kill him now do you?". He stares at me for a moment. I toss my cookie on the ground infront of him. I blow another smoke cloud at him and at the time he must have grew sympathy for the mouse as he droped it and picked up the Oreo. He then scurryed off into the darkness of the woods. Tom and Me were too stoned and thought of this as just a every day thing. We thought nothing of it as we puffed upon our joints. But as i think back now....DAMN THATS FUCKN CRAZY!!!....AND PRETTY MEANINGFUL! just needed to share....
