420 Magazine Background

You Might Be A Grower If

VetSmoke85

Nug of the Month: Dec 2020 - Member of the Month: Jan 2021 - Plant of the Month: Feb 2021

Diggler420

Well-Known Member
Currently looking at houses to buy and this is my only criteria. I have to come up with reasons why I like a property but the Mrs sees through it and knows exactly what I'm thinking. :laugh2:
Haha. I just did this! We moved to a legal state and looked at 8 different houses. I knew immediately which one I wanted to buy, based on the breaker box size, ceiling height and where. Would for up my wall to corner off my grow! This is so true!
 

VetSmoke85

Nug of the Month: Dec 2020 - Member of the Month: Jan 2021 - Plant of the Month: Feb 2021
Haha. I just did this! We moved to a legal state and looked at 8 different houses. I knew immediately which one I wanted to buy, based on the breaker box size, ceiling height and where. Would for up my wall to corner off my grow! This is so true!
Just checked it out. Epic!
 

Carcass

Member of the Month: Aug 2019, May 2021 - Nug of the Month: May 2020 - Plant of the Month: Mar 2021
You might be a grower if every entry in your browser history starts with
1827255
 

Lowrider72

Well-Known Member
You know your a grower when everyone is bitchin about their power bill and your thinking yours isnt too bad since you swapped to cmh or led.....
 
Thanks to Jeff Foxworthy, we all know how to tell if you might be a redneck, so I thought I'd put together a list of the top ten signs that will tell if you might be a grower.
==============================

You might be a grower IF....

1) You stress about the quality of nutrients you give your plants but live on a diet of fast food, potato chips, coffee & soda

2) Every plastic container looks like a potential hydro system

3) Your electric bill is more than your mortgage payment

4) Your neighbors are always asking why you never let you pet skunk out of the house to play

5) When someone refers to a "hottie with 36-24-36 measurements" you think they're referring to the N-P-K ratio on some super brand of nutes

6) Someone asks you about your girls and you forget all about your daughters and tell them about your plants.

7) You're in the process of curing, but you're not a doctor and nobody is sick

8) A "light leak" has nothing to do with slowly dripping water

9) A fully packed tent makes you feel better than a fully packed bowl

10) You include :420: in your list of the top teachers of all time!

==============================

Feel free to add to the list! :)
You never ask any one if they have any weed for sale.
 

RichieRich6988

Well-Known Member
You might be a grower if you have a doorbell that when you press it, it goes BRING BONG
You might be a grower if a buddy at work is describing a girl he met the night before measurements like " She was 34-26-34. And all you can think of is that sounds like a miracle grow product and it will never work.
You might be a grower if you take your kids to the lake or the river and make a contest to see who can find the most river rocks.( just the right size for drainage in all the new pots you bought the day before.
 

Weaselcracker

Nug of the Year: 2016 - Member of the Month: Sept 2015, Nov 2016 - Nug of the Month: Oct 2016 - Plant of the Month: May 2016 - Photo of the Month: Nov 2020
:19:

You might be a grower if you glance over at the top of your car, as I just did, and realize it’s been more than a day since you last saw those scissors. Ha ha ha. Whoops. Stuff lodges nicely up there.
:lot-o-toke:
 

GrizzWald

Plant of the Month: June 2016 - Nug of the Month: Aug 2017
Those freaking scissors. They same ones you planted and harvested? :19::19: that still cracks me up
 

Weaselcracker

Nug of the Year: 2016 - Member of the Month: Sept 2015, Nov 2016 - Nug of the Month: Oct 2016 - Plant of the Month: May 2016 - Photo of the Month: Nov 2020
Ha ha. I’m not sure. I’ve got three pairs cause I bought two replacements while I waiting till harvest to find out which pot I’d buried them in. Damn things sure are hard to sprout.

In a way it worked out though. Ended up with three pairs, started with only one.
:thumb:
 
Last edited:

Lowrider72

Well-Known Member
Bwahahahaha.....

falls off chair.
.
You know your a grower if.....

You cant wait to finish drying...not to smoke the buds, but to veg up some more plants in that space, and its holding you up...
 

Weaselcracker

Nug of the Year: 2016 - Member of the Month: Sept 2015, Nov 2016 - Nug of the Month: Oct 2016 - Plant of the Month: May 2016 - Photo of the Month: Nov 2020
Back here again so soon... :)


I run my grow as well as everything else here on rainwater, and it’s been dry for weeks. Cisterns are half empty so I thought I’d conserve and water the tomatoes in my greenhouse with about 10 gallons left over from making bubble hash.

It’s been three days and my greenhouse just reeks! It smells great actually. Anyone who comes near it is gonna know I’m growing weed in there.
Funny thing is, I’m not. :laugh2:
 

Ganjagrandaddy

Well-Known Member
Currently looking at houses to buy and this is my only criteria. I have to come up with reasons why I like a property but the Mrs sees through it and knows exactly what I'm thinking. :laugh2:
#MeToo. lol. And we only rent ours.lol. keep trying to upsize as have 3 children growing Mrs GG is too wise.lol
 

ProfessorFlora

Grow Journal of the Month: Feb 2019 - Nug of the Month: Aug, Dec 2019, June 2020

Alafornia

Grow Journal of the Month: Dec 2019
If you look at this pic

1844008


and salivate wondering what strain grows buds that tall...you might be a grower.
 
Top Bottom