Weed Words

Paul the don

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here i came, to learn to grow
finding the info, as i go
started with a seed, which i dont really know
not sure what i'm doing, so i started really slow

maybe if i nurture, that is what i'll do
i'll take a little cutting, just for me and you
grow them together,that will make them new
man this cloning is the best, that is so true

we make our plants grow really neat
fighting bugs n pests is what we beat
around our pots and at our feet
all for the harvest time just to get our treat

so if you think to start to grow
i say it takes commitment and that i surely know
just ask 420 how to start and they will always show
so now you have saw this poem ready steady go

by: Resinator
 
so i try to say how i love to smoke
every single time when i have a toke
but soon my mind begins to stray
thinking about the buds that i saw today
smoked some hash that made me choke
bought some green but soon went broke
times are tough and i want my weed
plants are on the go fueled by greed
now harvest time looms ever near
grow your own buying is dear

Resinator
 
I find I get creative
when I smoke some weed
I get the place prepare the dirt
and then insert some seed

there is some time to wait
when grown this plant outdoor
but if your able to treat her right
your harvests will be more

over time it gets real better
in the jar for the cure
to burp the bud is what you need
and what you'll get is pure

aroma and taste results a plenty
hit a bong for the first indeed
so take a chance and throw some out
then have your very own weed

Resinator
 
MARIJUANA IS MEDICINE
How sick do you have to be
to find compassion in society?
Marijuana is medicine
for anorexics getting way too thin.
If I have asthma, must I choke
while you forbid my therapeutic toke?
Glaucoma can make you blind
while drug-war hypocrites suppress the Kind.

How sick do you have to be
to get compassion from society?
Cancer patients' chronic pain
can be dissociated in the brain;
They can keep medications down
if they can smoke the safest drug around
And even tolerate radiation
with a little tolerance from this great nation.

Governor Wilson, with your veto pen,
you know where to stick it and we'll tell you when.
If sending messages is your concern,
here's one that you've been much too slow to learn:
Marijuana is medicine,
the jails are fat and the schools are thin.
Forcing patients to break your laws
serves no political or moral cause.
Marijuana's Medicine!
by S. Heumann.
 
COME ON IN
come on in we're smokin weed
turn around, sit down
and smoke all you need
got a Half O and you should know
that this is hydroponic grow
so sit back, relax
and let your mind flow
by Jimi420
 
Untitled
The morning is nigh
Its time to get high
Last time tonight
Sleep will come with no fight
Load the green in this blunt
Please don't make it a runt

What is so wrong with Mary Jay?
Is it so bad to feel like a sun ray?
All nice and feelin' fine and dandy
Takes away worry; makes me hunger candy
They say its a drug thats bad
If you believe that, you've been had

Was that blunt hit by a blight?
If we're gonna get high, lets do this right!
Heres my green, continue to roll
After we're done, we'll smoke my bowl
Tie it off, damn that is big
Its really in nice fig

Socially alcohol is okay
Although it makes people pass away
But marijuana is a "killer" drug
But it causes no graves to be dug
Cigarettes kill thousands of users
Even when they're not abusers

What you may have heard is slanted
Because this "drug", was actually planted
Unlike cigarettes, it contains no chem
All natural baby, tell that to the rest of them.

If everyone smoked a blunt
the world would be a better place.
by Unknown
 
MARIJUANA
What would you do if it were true
that marijuana makes wonderful fuel?
Natural gas given from grass
biodegradeable vegetable mass.
Behind the wheel the hemp-mobile;
"Fill 'er up sir with semsimilla".

Do you suspect? Do you conject?
Marijuana stops the greenhouse effect.
Green everywhere filtering air;
acres of oxygen for all to share.
"Oh say can you see the mari-hoochy
in the land of the brave and the home of the free."

Mind in a mess? Suffering stress?
Roll up a round one and give it a rest.
Stomach unkind? Can't make up its mind?
Fire up a fat one and it will feel fine.

Here comes a shock conservative heart:
the Gutenberg Bible is printed on pot!
Not just the word; haven't you heard:
even Old Glory is hemmed out of herb!
Don't just say nope; no mind no scope:
the Mona Lisa is painted on dope!

Ganga I think makes straight men blink;
consciousness covered with government ink.
They appear dense; no common sense:
experts expounding without experience.
They just say naught; no second thought
to all the prescriptions that they ever bought.

All is amiss at the abyss;
all that seems left is a last goodbye kiss.
To scientists searching the mist:
maybe the missing link is cannabis!
To polititions playing positions
leading the lunacy lost to ambition:
loosen the law drop the drug war
let reason all around the realm be restored.
by Matty Wanna
 
OkE sMoT*
~i go each day w/ THC
just a lil joint & me
we hit the bowl&have sum fun
im reely high when i am done
i like to smoke sum mary jane
to this day i cant complain

some is green sticky or hairy
it may even be a bit scary
even if it looks like hell
jus lite it up & breathe that smell
u can count on that lil green leaf
to replace a hard day w/releif

when we sit to smoke trees
pack the bowl again plz
standin around smokin a j
i luv to smoke that incredible hay

i luv weed & weed luvs me
im a pothead as u c
i think ill go & hit the bong
so thats my tribute to a THC song
by Kate the great
 
Good Bud (PlayaSlick)

we all love the green
you and i
lets smoke some weed
and get high


one bong two bong
red bong blue bong


w is for the way it makes me feel
e is for every season i peel
e is for everyday i smoke
d is for the dank nugs i toke


this is not a joke
you know i like to toke
i smoke all kinds of weed
but never the seed
if you smoke a bong
you'll never go wrong
lets roll a j
its the only way
just bought a pound
it can go all around
this some dank bud
something something thud
 
there once was a man named Bobby
Who had a chihuahua
Bobby had a fun hobby
It's called smoking marijuana

1, 2, 3 hits your out
Only if it's good shit
We're not out, so don't pout
Just let me hit

Pipes and Bongs
Joints and Brownies
High as King Kong
But there are no frownies

Laugh laugh ha ha
Look at me rhyme
Umm, yippity blah
I'm done, it's nap time
 
Cannabis Cannabis (Greenman via Jesse)

A lot of people think that cannabis is just for smoking
But when they hear this song they'll learn there's more to toking.
Twenty five thousand different things we can make from it
And if we give it a chance we'll save the blinking planet.
Food, fibre, fuel and medicine, necessities for life
A benefit to all of us, a wonder and delight
Within this smelly weed there's more than meets the eye
So much, much more than smoking
It can cleanse our dirty skies
Cannabis, cannabis, we'll save the planet with cannabis
Cannabis,Cannabis, oh bless my soul I'm sure.
Cannabis, cannabis, we'll save the planet with cannabis
Cannabis, cannabis, not knocking on heavens door.
Even Prince Charlie has a high regard for weed
He recommends it to M.S. sufferers who're in desperate need
It's medicinal, it's pure it helps to ease the pain
And if you're feeling down my friend, it'll pick you up again
Chorus x 2
Rationality, liberality, open up your mind
The sun is closing in and we're running out of time
Now there ain't no point in worrying Wondering what to do
'Cos the answers in the colour green
It's shinning through and through
Chorus x 2
Words by GreenMan
from a silli stoner
jesse
xxx
 
Puff, puff, pass
the green ganja grass
dont fret when the cops harrass
they act crass
only because they cant inhale THC gas
antiweed is not me
hit a water bong with glee
while sipping on a glass of mushroom tea
so, as you see weed is not a crime
stop wasting prison money on kids with dimes
 
come on in we're smokin weed
turn around, sit down
and smoke all you need
got a Half O and you should know
that this is hydroponic grow
so sit back, relax
and let your mind flow
 
in short time before i wrote this rhyme
there was a young man named bill
he smoked the grass and time it would pass
and it helped him when he was ill

when he cashed his bank for some fire as dank
he felt less than zero regret
so he smoked ten bowls to achive his goal
and higher than high he did get

the more he smoked and the more he toked
til he was borderline insane
lets stick the the facts this guy was relaxed
he was puffi on sweet mary jane
 
There once was a stoner named Sneed.
Who grew the very best weed.
Whenever his stash was low
The garden he would go.
And would get very stoned indeed.

There once was a stoner named Lance.
Who was always chemicaly enhanced.
One day found in the barn,
A bud as big as an arm.
And nearly did nut in his pants.
 
Let me tell you about the most fire weed
Ever to sprout out of a seed

Grown by an indian named Chitty Chang
It cannot be described by any slang

I smoked it once, I smoked it twice
Got so high, I saw three blind mice

Now, these mice were not of the common type
Instead, they sprouted wings and took flight

I tried to catch them, but they disapeered
I'm still trying to look for them, after a year

Now, I am legally insane
From smoking weed grown by a guy with a cane

Where, you may say, did you find weed this trippy?
And i will say, i got it from Chitty
 
marijuana is so great
i like to smoke it when its late

i like to smoke it in the day
i like to smoke it in the hay

i like to smoke that lovely grass
all you pigs can kiss my ass
 
Water Filtration

Green leaf
Burning in a tube
The water bubbles
Smoke is filling
The chamber

Breathe in
Pull out the piece
Watch the smoke rush inward
Hold it!
Breathe out

Are you feeling it?
Do it again
This ancient process
Is simply brilliant
The proper way to enjoy the herb
 
roll up a joint, pass it to a friend
let him hit it, and pass it back again

the joint is almost no more
thats alright as we walk out the door

down to the park we roll up a blunt
sit in the grass and have us some fun

we sit there for hours and the blunt never dies
as i look over at the friend to my side,
i realize he is no normal man
its willy wonka, with a NEVER ENDING blunt in his hand
 
Don’t you like it
When you get a good trip
When you smoke that good shit
And all you wanna do is get

Stoned Stoned Stoned Stoned x2

Smoke a relly fat J
Every fucking Wednesday
And If you had a tough day
MJ’s gonna help you get

Stoned Stoned Stoned Stoned x2

And then you take a long hit
But now you got to hold it
Keep in the lung
Till you empty out the bong
Now my body’s kinda numb
That joint's looking really long
And this shit’s fucking strong
That I just can’t feel my tounge
I turn to see the bong
And I think of Cheech and Chong
I bet we’d get along
If we all got really motherfuckin’

Stoned Stoned Stoned Stoned x2

My eyes are fucking red
I wanna go to bed
As the world is spinning in my head

In my head In my head x2

And now my brains cells are fuckin’ dead

I’m brain dead I’m brain dead
 
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