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    what NOT to say to a cop when being pulled over...

    I cant reach my license unless you hold my beer
    You must've been doin about 125 mph to keep up with me! good job!
    I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer
    I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
    You're not gonna check the trunk are you?
    Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell out of my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control
    How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.
    Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.
    Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning too!
    I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunk'in Doughnuts has a 3 for 1 special!
    Whoops, that's the fake one... here ya go, this is the one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rhomb
    what NOT to say to a cop when being pulled over...

    I cant reach my license unless you hold my beer
    You must've been doin about 125 mph to keep up with me! good job!
    I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer
    I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
    You're not gonna check the trunk are you?
    Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell out of my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control
    How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.
    Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.
    Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning too!
    I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunk'in Doughnuts has a 3 for 1 special!
    Whoops, that's the fake one... here ya go, this is the one.
    yeah, i got a shirt that says that

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    Ah cops. People with no other requirement other than a GED or High School deploma have your freedom in your hands. I deal with the cops like I would a retarded child with a loaded gun....carefully, and with lots of patience. Ignoranceof the law, specificly YOUR RIGHTS, is crucial knowledge when dealing with the hired thugs known as the PO PO! COps are by FAR NOT the smartest people ever to walk this earth, and once the initial shock of encountering one wears off, their false bravado and intimitdation tactics fail to work on me. Maybe that sounds arrogant and egocentric....but it sure infuriates the cops when I rub it in their faces! L M A O!!!
    -PM

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    Follow "the book of the road." (From Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back) j/k

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    i got pulled over i WI after ozzfest, it sucked those pigs got all my pipes, i had some nice ones too. we had beer too, but they didnt care about that, this world is too far gone. i dont get it, alcohol is legal, it can kill, and pot isnt. too fucked up for me

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    The right I follow the most is THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, you dont have to show ID (pretty sure of this) unless you are driving, drinking, smoking.. etc.

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