How To Speak To An Officer

TheOldGuy

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How To Speak To An Officer

#1 Be Polite.

#2 Make sure he knows that you know HE is in charge of the situation.

#3 If you would like to ask him for a warning instead of an arrest, pull him away from your friends and speak with him privately. The last thing he wants is to give ALL your friends the impression that he is 'soft.'

#4 Do not beg.

#5 Do not embarass him in any way. This is really a subset of #2 & #3. If he is a security officer who works the same shift every night, do not do anything to ruin his reputation in that area. It will only cause him to makeestablish his power, possibly by having you arrested

#6 Be calm.

#7 Give him this line, "If we were smoking and vandalizing, I could picture an officer telling me 'If you weren't vandalizing, I might be able to let you go, but because you were breaking more than one law, I can't let this slide.'" And then make sure he knows that other than smoking, you were being a good citizen.

#8 KNOW YOUR RIGHTS!!!!

Any others?
 
#9 Never trust an Officer. ("I promise you, when you tell us where you bought the stuff you will just get a warning" :rolleyes: )
 
#10 Don't act like your scared. Don't cry. Be strong.
 
lol how many times have you been pulled over og i know its atleast 3 cause i was with you. i think.
 
speeding in a school-zone (30 in a 20): ticket

expired sticker: ticket

speeding in leon valley (48 in a 35*): warning

"expired sticker" (not really expired, his mistake): no ticket/ no warning

speeding (60 in a 45**), license plate frame (illegal in Texas), and driving w/o a license: warning, warning, warning




* The speed limit drops from 45 to 35 once you enter Leon Valley. It's hard not to speed there.

** This was along the access road (service road) of a highway that is being built. There is virtually no traffic, and the roads are wide, so EVERYBODY speeds there. We all just treat it like a highway.
 
Kaxxxa said:
#9 Never trust an Officer. ("I promise you, when you tell us where you bought the stuff you will just get a warning" :rolleyes: )

Never trust ANY pig. Getting pulled over is just step number one in the incarceration process. Keep your mouth shut and speak to your lawyer first.
 
key point: Cops CANNOT help you with prosecution, so if they say, "we will get the charges reduced (unless they lie for you)" dont believe them,

also if they say "i can go to the judges house and get a warrent right now, why dont you just let me search you" the answer is ALWAYS, "I would feel more comfertable if you got a warrent"
 
ahahah some kid is gunna see this shit and try it and get busted hahah
 
Speeding 80 in a 35: warning/no ticket

speeding in a school/church zone, 40-25: ticket

rolling thru a stop sign: ticket

headlight out (with 3 bottles of vodka in my car and 2 drunks 16 yr old girls in the back seat who smelled profusely of alcohol): warning/escort home

headlight violation (brights were stuck on): ticket

license plate lights out: ticket

speeding 40 in a 25: warning (only b/c the same cop had pulled me over the day before for the headlight violation :p)

Cops are bitches and liars and are never to be trusted.
 
what NOT to say to a cop when being pulled over...

I cant reach my license unless you hold my beer
You must've been doin about 125 mph to keep up with me! good job!
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer
I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
You're not gonna check the trunk are you?
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell out of my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control
How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.
Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.
Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning too!
I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunk'in Doughnuts has a 3 for 1 special!
Whoops, that's the fake one... here ya go, this is the one.
 
rhomb said:
what NOT to say to a cop when being pulled over...

I cant reach my license unless you hold my beer
You must've been doin about 125 mph to keep up with me! good job!
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer
I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
You're not gonna check the trunk are you?
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell out of my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control
How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.
Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.
Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning too!
I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunk'in Doughnuts has a 3 for 1 special!
Whoops, that's the fake one... here ya go, this is the one.

yeah, i got a shirt that says that
 
Ah cops. People with no other requirement other than a GED or High School deploma have your freedom in your hands. I deal with the cops like I would a retarded child with a loaded gun....carefully, and with lots of patience. Ignoranceof the law, specificly YOUR RIGHTS, is crucial knowledge when dealing with the hired thugs known as the PO PO! COps are by FAR NOT the smartest people ever to walk this earth, and once the initial shock of encountering one wears off, their false bravado and intimitdation tactics fail to work on me. Maybe that sounds arrogant and egocentric....but it sure infuriates the cops when I rub it in their faces! L M A O!!!
-PM
 
Follow "the book of the road." (From Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back) j/k
 
i got pulled over i WI after ozzfest, it sucked those pigs got all my pipes, i had some nice ones too. we had beer too, but they didnt care about that, this world is too far gone. i dont get it, alcohol is legal, it can kill, and pot isnt. too fucked up for me
 
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