There needs to be a strain named Tim Tebow. It delivers huge buds, a light of jah like high, and never pollinates. Short veg time, long flower time and can deliver heroic yields on even a broken stem.
Or a strain named Pat Robertson. It gives the patient a paranoid head trip, but the overall buzz is righteous. No females.
How about a Hillary Clinton strain? Long veg time, and fast flowering. Able to withstand tons of abuse by amateurs and the grow environment. She is a sneaker strain, whose buzz gets much better with the passing of time.